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I Used To Play Piano By Ear...

submitted by BulletStopper to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 04:46:41 ago (+8/-0)     (Jokes)

...but now I use my hands.


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[ - ] dulcima 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 08:40:44 ago (+1/-0)

You should get an earful for that joke.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 9, 2023 08:46:52 ago (+2/-0)

I'll make a note of it. Humility is the key to setting the proper tone.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 11, 2023 09:35:40 ago (+1/-0)

A father was buying bass lessons for his son.
The 1st week the father asked him what he had learned
The son said "On my 1st lesson we learned about the E string"
The 2nd week came and after the lesson the father asked what had he learned that week
The son said "On my 2nd lesson I learned about the A string"
3rd week came by and the father said to his son "You know these are expensive lessons what have you learned this week"
The son said "I quit the lessons I already got a gig"