My Wife Told Me To Get The Spider Off The Computer... - Upgoat

My Wife Told Me To Get The Spider Off The Computer...
submitted by BulletStopper to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2023 08:30:14 ago (+20/-1) (Jokes)

...I told her we needed him because he's a web developer.

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[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2023 09:19:19 ago (+2/-0)

please stop

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 7 points 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2023 11:10:52 ago (+7/-0)

And like all web developers, his end work is riddled with bugs.

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2023 11:35:41 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2023 14:04:50 ago (+1/-0)

Only the H1B pajeet spiders. But fortunately a White spider (who had been a former employee) was contracted (at over twice his old pay rate) to come back in and clean it all up.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2023 13:42:35 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe start the joke with
Why is the spider afraid of AI?

Your hook could use help.
Good punchline though :)

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2023 21:44:39 ago (+1/-0)

Good one

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My Wife Told Me To Get The Spider Off The Computer... submitted by BulletStopper to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2023 08:30:14 ago (+20/-1) (Jokes)

My Wife Told Me To Get The Spider Off The Computer...
submitted by BulletStopper to Jokes 1.4 yearsDec 8, 2023 08:30:14 ago (+20/-1) (Jokes)