"Why Did The Kid Cross The Playground?" - Upgoat

"Why Did The Kid Cross The Playground?"
submitted by BulletStopper to Jokes 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 07:52:37 ago (+17/-0) (Jokes)

"To get to the other slide."

[ - ] Whatthefuck 7 points 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 10:06:02 ago (+7/-0)

To escape the school shooter who was recently put on antidepressants by his jewish psychiatrist and given weapons and ammo by his FBI handler??

[ - ] deleted 7 points 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 08:01:12 ago (+7/-0)

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[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 4 points 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 08:06:41 ago (+4/-0)

Was gonna say splatman and ribbon, but that works too.

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[ - ] deleted 4 points 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 09:17:43 ago (+4/-0)

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[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 15:45:22 ago (+1/-0)

i can very clearly remember my dad pretending to laugh his ass off at my sister telling him this joke when she was about 4 years old on a road trip thirty something years ago.

RIP dad.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 19:44:02 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] 2Drunk 4 points 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 10:58:49 ago (+4/-0)

Because two niglets showed up.

[ - ] ItsBacon 2 points 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 09:28:23 ago (+2/-0)

To get away from the creepy looking Argentine President.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 15:44:21 ago (+0/-0)

because he was stuck to the pedophiles dick

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -6 points 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 08:31:36 ago (+0/-6)

Tell me you are a fat fuck without telling me you are bloated sack of stupid

Die

[ + ] x0x7

[ - ] x0x7 5 points 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 09:14:56 ago (+5/-0)

Let me ask, what are the upsides of being retarded?

[ + ] H8Texpress

[ - ] H8Texpress 3 points 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 09:41:35 ago (+3/-0)

Crash helmets and short buses

[ + ] Deplorablepoetry

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -6 points 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 09:39:05 ago (+0/-6)

Well I guess you can get a job as a pig…., you would know better than I you coward fucking loser

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 2 points 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 08:33:11 ago (+2/-0)

Bye-bye, Porkchop.

[ + ] Deplorablepoetry

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -5 points 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 08:34:27 ago (+0/-5)

Oh no the fat fuck blocked me

Die faggot

[ + ] Whatthefuck

[ - ] Whatthefuck 3 points 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 10:08:01 ago (+3/-0)

Hey aren't you that Thai ladyboy who sucks off homeless niggers under a bridge?

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"Why Did The Kid Cross The Playground?" submitted by BulletStopper to Jokes 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 07:52:37 ago (+17/-0) (Jokes)

"Why Did The Kid Cross The Playground?"
submitted by BulletStopper to Jokes 5 monthsDec 6, 2023 07:52:37 ago (+17/-0) (Jokes)