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I wrote a children's book

submitted by deleted to books 11 monthsDec 5, 2023 17:04:18 ago (+30/-0)     (books)

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[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 11 monthsDec 6, 2023 01:09:35 ago (+1/-1)

“If Isaac Asimov had contributed to a science fiction version of the famous Goosebumps YA book series..."

Bruh, that blurb isn't doing you any favors.

Isaac Asimov was born Isaak Yudovick Ozimov on January 2, 1920, in Petrovichi, Russia, to Anna Rachel Berman and Judah Ozimov.

https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/charges-shatter-asimov-son-s-reclusion-3099867.php

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey -3 points 11 monthsDec 5, 2023 22:25:19 ago (+1/-4)

Look here man, just stay the fuck away from any kids, ya dig? I don’t know what it is with anyone who wants anything to do with kids, other than their own. Something ain’t right with y’all.

[ - ] puppy528 7 points 11 monthsDec 5, 2023 22:59:28 ago (+7/-0)

There are lots of important things that need to be done with kids, even at all costs:
Teach them right from wrong
Raise them to be good adults
Protect them from those that would do harm
Show them how amazing the world can be in the right hands
Help them to become those hands once you pass on

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 3 points 11 monthsDec 5, 2023 22:12:46 ago (+3/-0)

You mean this link that is now in my history pebefri?
https://uawatts.com/realia/

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 11 monthsDec 5, 2023 21:50:51 ago (+1/-0)

Readable and engaging.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 11 monthsDec 5, 2023 21:18:37 ago (+0/-0)

How did you find the publishing process?

[ - ] PeBeFri [op] 2 points 11 monthsDec 5, 2023 21:26:22 ago (+2/-0)

Insurmountable, I ended up self-publishing... this time

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 11 monthsDec 5, 2023 23:04:21 ago (+0/-0)

I was afraid of that

[ - ] Atlo 0 points 11 monthsDec 6, 2023 13:16:57 ago (+0/-0)

I guess it's too late for that now but how about Antelope Hill Publishing? They released ''A Fly in the Hive''. Also a children's book. A cautionary tale about ''If we don't let the wasps in our beehive we won't survive.'' subversion. There used to be better pictures of the book, but I can now only come up with the official purchase link.

https://antelopehillpublishing.com/product/a-fly-in-the-hive-by-nathaniel-williams/

[ - ] deleted 3 points 11 monthsDec 5, 2023 20:55:52 ago (+3/-0)*

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[ - ] PeBeFri [op] 0 points 11 monthsDec 6, 2023 10:25:54 ago (+0/-0)

Smashwords won't sell it on Amazon until it's already sold $2,000 worth of copies, thus proving it's worth their while to do so.

[ - ] beece 3 points 11 monthsDec 5, 2023 20:42:29 ago (+3/-0)

Congrats on the book, may you write many more and find great success.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 5 points 11 monthsDec 5, 2023 18:29:47 ago (+6/-1)

Sounds cool, but did you insert hidden occult symbolism to program your readers to overthrow the jews?

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 11 monthsDec 5, 2023 18:23:40 ago (+2/-2)

(((Isaac Asimov)))