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What Is The Coldest Thing You Could Possibly Say To Someone?

submitted by BulletStopper to Jokes 5 monthsDec 3, 2023 08:25:44 ago (+17/-0)     (Jokes)

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[ - ] Sector2 6 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2023 10:23:34 ago (+6/-0)

"I see."

I'm not as cold as you.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 6 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2023 10:05:09 ago (+6/-0)

'You have a ugly smile'

[ - ] con77 1 point 5 monthsDec 3, 2023 12:06:27 ago (+1/-0)

Ouch!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2023 13:39:27 ago (+3/-0)

They will NEVER forget it.

Runner-up: 'you have a stupid laugh'.

[ - ] con77 1 point 5 monthsDec 3, 2023 16:10:22 ago (+1/-0)

damn son! remind me not to piss you off!

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 5 monthsDec 3, 2023 16:16:08 ago (+1/-0)

Actually had to use that on someone before. I was out on a job with some rando that my company had paired me up with. He'd watch retarded youtube funnies compilations and constantly laugh at the dumbest shit. Shit you not, his laugh was identical to Scooby Doo's, but louder. "RUH-REEHEHEHE!" One day I was trying to sleep through that and just snapped.

I also asked him at one point "Dude, what kind of fucking deoderant do you use?", because he reeked. He replied that he didn't wear any, which I suspected and told to open my backback and take my unopened one, stat.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2023 16:25:20 ago (+2/-0)

I did the deodorant thing with one of my helpers years ago, fucker wore the same shirt every day. To his credit, he tidied up and even cut his hippy hair. Then I fired him for no-show, umpteen times. I work alone these days.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2023 16:29:14 ago (+2/-0)

Lol, this guy showed no improvement in any regard and that was only the tip of the iceberg. His piss poor work led me to eventually call the company and tell them I'd no longer work with him.

Don't blame you one bit.

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2023 11:40:43 ago (+3/-0)

After figuring out and accepting that my father was a narcissist, I don't miss him anymore. I see it as my primary abuser cannot hurt me anymore.

Make fun all you want about my fee-fee's.

[ - ] Isaacjan 2 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2023 16:55:03 ago (+2/-0)

So was mine bud. Its difficult because we wanted to trust them. Definitely traumatic. Also haha feelings nerd

[ - ] Trope 1 point 5 monthsDec 3, 2023 19:54:18 ago (+1/-0)

A narcissist would rather die than admit to being wrong. And they will bring you down with them to defend their ego.

If you know a narcissist, the best thing to do is get the hell away from them. Since it’s unlawful to goodify them.

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2023 15:44:30 ago (+2/-0)

I spell out Okay so they know I'm racist.

[ - ] oyveyo 2 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2023 14:05:58 ago (+2/-0)

You're zero degrees, Kelvin.

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 1 point 5 monthsDec 3, 2023 14:09:03 ago (+1/-0)

Nuh-uh, you are.

[ - ] zongongo 2 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2023 13:20:07 ago (+2/-0)

Zero kelvin ?

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2023 13:28:07 ago (+0/-0)

Yep.

[ - ] PeBeFri 2 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2023 11:15:12 ago (+2/-0)

Know who's really cool? 0P.

[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2023 09:44:12 ago (+2/-0)

That's cold, man.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2023 09:30:40 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds much better than 0Rankine

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2023 08:27:57 ago (+0/-0)

You're fat. And don't try to sugar coat it because you'll just eat that too.

[ - ] lolxd 0 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2023 19:26:25 ago (+0/-0)

Huh?

[ - ] BulletStopper [op] 0 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2023 19:48:58 ago (+0/-0)

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0k = zero kelvin = absolute zero = very cold. Got it?

https://infogalactic.com/info/Absolute_zero

[ - ] lolxd 0 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2023 22:21:39 ago (+0/-0)

I made a "cold" statement by pretending to be absolutely clueless and you took me seriously.

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage 0 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2023 16:29:43 ago (+0/-0)

Lolz

[ - ] thebassdude 0 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2023 15:17:35 ago (+0/-0)

Sorry about your illness.

[ - ] con77 0 points 5 monthsDec 3, 2023 12:06:42 ago (+0/-0)

Very well