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Jewish woman gives tips on how to trick God

submitted by NukeAmerica to TheEternalJew 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 07:35:18 ago (+32/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/oy857e.webm



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[ - ] DiogenesTheCynic 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 18:27:55 ago (+0/-0)

She is beautiful. The ideal woman.

[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] 14 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 07:36:21 ago (+14/-0)

Do jews consider wiping their own ass to be work?

[ - ] Rotteuxx 13 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 08:05:46 ago (+13/-0)

They can't even flush that paper, they use a garbage can. Look it up!

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 19 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 08:10:28 ago (+19/-0)

Lmao, so the HR lady complaining at the last meeting about people putting their shit paper in the garbage can instead of flushing it. And implying that all the men at work were stupid 5 year olds...she was being antisemetic.
Ammunition.

Now to find the jew.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 13:11:53 ago (+1/-0)

LOL. A jew at work!!!
Now that's funny. The only way you will see a jew at "work" is if it Owns the place.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 16:21:53 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] we_kill_creativity 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 18:59:37 ago (+1/-0)

and limit toilet paper use.

I'm trying to envision myself developing a toilet paper strategy.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 19:47:56 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 20:17:25 ago (+0/-0)

He's afraid of getting poop on his phone

Why do you need to hold a phone while your trying to wipe your ass?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 20:41:30 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 20:14:34 ago (+0/-0)

She's also demeaning and condescending all the male workers which is harassment.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 08:11:34 ago (+6/-0)

But isnt it everywhere like that in that region? Saudis cant fulsh the paper either, their sewers are just not made for it.

[ - ] Rotteuxx 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 08:30:18 ago (+5/-0)

These are Orthodox jews who observe all the fucked up rules of sabbath, no matter where they are.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 08:38:01 ago (+5/-0)

I wish muds did the same and like originally intended prayed 90 times a day.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 7 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 08:13:43 ago (+7/-0)

What I really would like to know, what jews do when they live near the arctic circle, or more precise where shit stays dark for months, cant they push any buttons for like 3 months?


I mean muslims can cheat when it comes to ramadan by using Medina time.

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 13 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 08:20:39 ago (+13/-0)

I really don't think kikes give a fuck about pleasing God. They just virtue signal and give the appearance that they're following the rules.

They're literally evil incarnate. And they can just transfer their sins into animals every so often before killing them.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 08:25:13 ago (+4/-0)

Well duh and that is precisely why I want to know how the perfect chosen people would do their bullshit if they happen to have to follow the rules.

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 11:55:01 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds pagan

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 19:28:01 ago (+1/-0)

Dunno, Isnt this kike talking about the sabbath - one day a week ?.
totes probs wears a cheap lcd head lamp and doesnt switch it off unless some idiot shabbos goy is handy..

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2023 07:55:11 ago (+0/-0)

Well yes but isnt the rule that you cant do shit till the sun comes up/goes down wahtever.

Eitherway they would be fucked.

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 10 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 08:52:07 ago (+10/-0)

Sweet baby, Jesus, jews are fucking insane.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 12:26:26 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] herbert_west 9 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 09:06:19 ago (+9/-0)

Cheating is in their blood.

[ - ] chrimony 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 11:10:02 ago (+5/-0)

They literally tie a string around a whole fucking city to trick Yahweh. It's called an eruv:

https://nypost.com/2015/05/24/high-wire-strewn-through-city-lets-jews-keep-the-faith/

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 08:46:12 ago (+5/-0)

it depends on the orthodox sect, some are more lenient than others but all cheat in someway

i read an article on yahoo a few years ago about how israelis cheated the "sabbath" by hiring inmigrants to do the work for them.

they seem clever but the books of moses tells them that even the immigrants living with must observe the day

tried to find it but the article seems to have been scrubbed from the internet

[ - ] chrimony 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 11:07:17 ago (+5/-1)

i read an article on yahoo a few years ago about how israelis cheated the "sabbath" by hiring inmigrants to do the work for them.

That's where the term Shabbos Goy comes from.

[ - ] Boyakasha 5 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 11:43:33 ago (+5/-0)

I don’t know who downvoted this but it’s correct. Shabbos goyim are goyim who do work for Jews on the sabbath.

[ - ] chrimony 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 11:54:02 ago (+2/-0)

There's even a clip where Nancy Pelosi is talking about how her father was a Shabbos Goy: https://www.bitchute.com/video/HvFYDLqz8IxH/

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 13:03:51 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] MichaelStewart 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 17:03:57 ago (+2/-0)

Peak.

Mental.

Illness.

[ - ] boekanier 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 08:47:28 ago (+3/-0)

yeah, jews are the best in that kind of things, they do it all the time

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 08:57:58 ago (+2/-0)

Most of all that shit she mentioned is just delusional. I hate people and by people I mean all of them bitches. A jew and a woman for video clout. Good grief.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 14:11:15 ago (+2/-0)

Jews and Christ-Cucks both serve the same plantation master.

The only difference is that Jews are bad slaves for trying to skirt the rules.
And Christ-Cucks are bad slaves for ignoring the rules.

White Nationalist Pagans are Free Men. We don't have any retarded rules.

[ - ] Inward 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 09:28:54 ago (+2/-0)*

What is a two-handled cup for? Why the need for light switch covers?

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 13:53:09 ago (+2/-0)

I had to look it up. In has something to do with cleaning rituals where an already clean hand can't touch an unclean hand or you have to start all over. What that has to do with two handles I'm not sure. I guess touching the same handle would count as the same as touching. I ended up on a jewish stackoverflow and it seemed like no one there really understood why they do it. So if it seems confusing don't worry, even the nerdiest jews on the planet can't figure out why.

[ - ] Inward 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 18:04:31 ago (+0/-0)

Jews just need death.

[ - ] Death2Edom 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 4, 2023 02:35:09 ago (+0/-0)

This has NOTHING to do with The Books of Moses and the rest of the Old Covenant(Testament).

The Books are not for them.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 3, 2023 20:13:17 ago (+0/-0)

I have no idea what this 👃 is talking about.