**Men's Health** (2) - Haemorrhoids - this could help ...you. - Upgoat

Men's Health (2) - Haemorrhoids - this could help ...you.
submitted by paul_neri to Health 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 17:35:40 ago (+3/-2) (www.upgoat.net)
https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=65658957b761a

Firstly, thank you for your suggested treatments.I tried some of them.

This didn't work:

Anusol cream
Proctosedyl cream
WitchHazel (noting it takes time, apparently)
Aloe Vera (bottled/natural)
Nivea cream
Olive oil
Hot baths

This did work:

I had a "lightbulb moment". I noticed the pain didn't occur when I went to bed i.e. lying down. Possibly something to do with gravity making the circulating blood in the irritated veins less heavy?

Anyway...the pain got so intense I went to bed. Lying naked the "lightbulb moment" got brighter and I raised my legs and flared the anal area - like a woman giving birth. The effect was dramatic. The pain started to ebb away quite quickly. I couldn't believe it.I stayed in this position for a couple of minutes holding onto my shins. Very undignified but pain has no shame. I got up and was pain-free for about 30 minutes. The pain came back and I went to bed again and the exercise worked reasonably well and I had a pain free night. Just had my morning dump and it was painful but so far the pain has not persisted. Applied some WitchHazel. So I might be on the mend. Horrible ailment.

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[ - ] H8Texpress 6 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 17:37:34 ago (+6/-0)

The only reason you have hemorrhoids Neri is because your a faggot.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 17:42:20 ago (+3/-1)

Am not. I wouldn't wish the piles even on you.

[ + ] H8Texpress

[ - ] H8Texpress 4 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 17:48:31 ago (+4/-0)

You've already come out of the closet on here, just admit to everyone your a huge faggot.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 22:06:01 ago (+3/-0)

I raised my legs and flared the anal area