Yesterdays news: "Chona is reporting a huge surge in viral infections! It's so mysterious and unexpkained!"
Today's news: "We're seeing the highest rate of local covid and flu cases since last march! The pandemic is back, get your vaccines!"
It's late november. No shit people are getting sick. No mention of immune nutrition or why people get sick when they stop getting vitamin D from sunlight.
And when they're not resurrecting covid fears, it's "Trump trial! Orange man bad! No proof of Hunter Biden conspirazoid theory. Israel agrees to cease fire but poor innocent jews got shot anyway. Let's hear from this jew who was brutalized by Hamas...."
Don't they have violent nigger crimes to report on? Something to break up the monotony.
[ - ] Trope 1 point 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 21:01:20 ago (+1/-0)
I stopped watching tv in high school and new shit was fake and gay after Metal Gear Solid 2.
The entire Obama administration, I saw war in the Middle East simply through the TVs that would be on in random places during my long commutes to work. Trains, buses, gas stations, and coffee shops, that dang news is everywhere.
Besides explanations of bad diet and low sun, there is also just the reality that if there is variability in anything then you will always have opportunities to say "It's the highest since..." Ok, but is it actually high. Especially when you add "local covid" "state covid" "national covid" there is always some stat you can say. It's like how it football after every play there is some statistical record broken. But it doesn't actually make it more than some fags passing around an inflated piece of leather, just like opportunistic stats doesn't make covid not just people catching viruses which is fucking normal and how life works.
Oh, and also sometimes people die. Welcome to a basic understanding of reality. Feel free to call your therapist if you need to.
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 0 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 14:12:10 ago (+1/-1)
Most absurd statement I've seen in a long time
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 19:26:53 ago (+2/-0)
Am I close?
[ + ] uvulectomy
[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 17:25:17 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 19:21:40 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Belfuro
[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 17:36:34 ago (+1/-0)
Opened up edge to check out copilot yesterday.
Homepage flooded with pure gaslight.
Gross, yuck. Uggh.
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 19:17:01 ago (+1/-0)*
It's almost the illusion of the election cycle we need them to chant our 3 word slogan ad nauseum.
[ + ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod
[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 1 point 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 20:16:31 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Trope
[ - ] Trope 1 point 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 21:01:20 ago (+1/-0)
The entire Obama administration, I saw war in the Middle East simply through the TVs that would be on in random places during my long commutes to work. Trains, buses, gas stations, and coffee shops, that dang news is everywhere.
[ + ] Anus_Expander
[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 14:25:25 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 14:39:49 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Anus_Expander
[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 14:44:21 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 19:20:32 ago (+1/-0)
It was -16f not communist outside.
[ + ] NoRefunds
[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 14:48:25 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] x0x7
[ - ] x0x7 2 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 16:02:24 ago (+2/-0)
Oh, and also sometimes people die. Welcome to a basic understanding of reality. Feel free to call your therapist if you need to.
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 19:23:24 ago (+0/-0)
Someone asked what'd the doc say you had?
I said a short bout of long covid.
::blank stare::
[ + ] GlowNiggerDick
[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 2 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 18:06:45 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 19:25:31 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat 8 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 13:00:02 ago (+8/-0)
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 5 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 14:10:14 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] AugustineOfHippo2
[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 4 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 13:07:40 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] Anus_Expander
[ - ] Anus_Expander 7 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 14:26:20 ago (+7/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 19:19:12 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 19:18:47 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 19:38:43 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 20:10:28 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 20:11:24 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2
[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 8 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 13:22:56 ago (+8/-0)
They're waiting on election season.
[ + ] Gigglestick
[ - ] Gigglestick 0 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 16:52:43 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 19:17:53 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] FacelessOne
[ - ] FacelessOne 11 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 12:49:32 ago (+11/-0)
[ + ] NaturalSelectionistWorker
[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker [op] 6 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 12:58:29 ago (+6/-0)
[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic
[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 14:04:09 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] Gigglestick
[ - ] Gigglestick 0 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 16:51:58 ago (+0/-0)
FTFY
[ + ] Gigglestick
[ - ] Gigglestick 0 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 16:51:36 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] BulletStopper
[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 5 monthsDec 1, 2023 15:08:50 ago (+0/-0)