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The break room at my new job has a tv and holy shit the news is fake and gay

submitted by NaturalSelectionistWorker to LyingNewsMedia 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 12:42:08 ago (+54/-0)     (LyingNewsMedia)

Yesterdays news: "Chona is reporting a huge surge in viral infections! It's so mysterious and unexpkained!"

Today's news: "We're seeing the highest rate of local covid and flu cases since last march! The pandemic is back, get your vaccines!"

It's late november. No shit people are getting sick. No mention of immune nutrition or why people get sick when they stop getting vitamin D from sunlight.

And when they're not resurrecting covid fears, it's "Trump trial! Orange man bad! No proof of Hunter Biden conspirazoid theory. Israel agrees to cease fire but poor innocent jews got shot anyway. Let's hear from this jew who was brutalized by Hamas...."

Don't they have violent nigger crimes to report on? Something to break up the monotony.


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[ - ] FacelessOne 11 points 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 12:49:32 ago (+11/-0)

Put a post it note up on the TV that says Jews did 9/11

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker [op] 6 points 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 12:58:29 ago (+6/-0)

Fuck I forgot to go back to the park where someone wrote "bush did 9/11" and fix it, thanks for the reminder!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 14:04:09 ago (+3/-0)

Jews did 911 and covid vax

[ - ] Gigglestick 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 16:51:58 ago (+0/-0)

Chinky Jews.

FTFY

[ - ] Gigglestick 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 16:51:36 ago (+0/-0)

I was about to say check out the newbie, but this is better.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 8 points 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 13:22:56 ago (+8/-0)

Don't they have violent nigger crimes to report on? Something to break up the monotony.

They're waiting on election season.

[ - ] Gigglestick 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 16:52:43 ago (+0/-0)

Nah they need more gibsmedats before that happens.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 19:17:53 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] lord_nougat 8 points 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 13:00:02 ago (+8/-0)

[ - ] con77 5 points 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 14:10:14 ago (+5/-0)

Need that on a T shirt

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 13:07:40 ago (+4/-0)

Went to Graceland a decade back and boy has that neighborhood gone to hell.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 7 points 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 14:26:20 ago (+7/-0)

Any city with a Martin Luther KANG Blvd is a nigger shithole

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 19:19:12 ago (+2/-0)

Memphrica?

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 19:18:47 ago (+1/-0)

The image should be a kvetching jew.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 19:38:43 ago (+1/-0)

Nobody wants to see that.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 20:10:28 ago (+1/-0)

Apparently they do. People still pay for Netflix.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 20:11:24 ago (+0/-0)

Touche!

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 18:06:45 ago (+2/-0)

They miss those 2020 COVID hysteria ratings.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 19:25:31 ago (+0/-0)

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy hour toilet papah saylez ahhhh way down!!

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 16:02:24 ago (+2/-0)

Besides explanations of bad diet and low sun, there is also just the reality that if there is variability in anything then you will always have opportunities to say "It's the highest since..." Ok, but is it actually high. Especially when you add "local covid" "state covid" "national covid" there is always some stat you can say. It's like how it football after every play there is some statistical record broken. But it doesn't actually make it more than some fags passing around an inflated piece of leather, just like opportunistic stats doesn't make covid not just people catching viruses which is fucking normal and how life works.

Oh, and also sometimes people die. Welcome to a basic understanding of reality. Feel free to call your therapist if you need to.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 19:23:24 ago (+0/-0)

I got sick the other week.

Someone asked what'd the doc say you had?

I said a short bout of long covid.

::blank stare::

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 14:48:25 ago (+2/-0)

Haha wow they're still doing that same shit??

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 14:25:25 ago (+2/-0)

I destroyed my last TV with a sledgehammer in a blizzard, 1999.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 14:39:49 ago (+2/-0)

Now THAT'S how you party like it's 1999!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 14:44:21 ago (+1/-0)

It was VERY gratifying

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 19:20:32 ago (+1/-0)

We made a snow bank for our beer and rang in 99.

It was -16f not communist outside.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 21:01:20 ago (+1/-0)

I stopped watching tv in high school and new shit was fake and gay after Metal Gear Solid 2.

The entire Obama administration, I saw war in the Middle East simply through the TVs that would be on in random places during my long commutes to work. Trains, buses, gas stations, and coffee shops, that dang news is everywhere.

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 20:16:31 ago (+1/-0)

So that's why I saw more people wearing masks yesterday. Thanks op, keep us updated with the programming for retards operation.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 19:17:01 ago (+1/-0)*

Don't they have violent nigger crimes to report on?

It's almost the illusion of the election cycle we need them to chant our 3 word slogan ad nauseum.

[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 17:36:34 ago (+1/-0)

I too have been oblivious.

Opened up edge to check out copilot yesterday.

Homepage flooded with pure gaslight.

Gross, yuck. Uggh.

[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 17:25:17 ago (+1/-0)

I'm loath to make an "omg it's like in a bibeogaem!" reference, but...

"It not news anymore. It's advertising."

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 19:21:40 ago (+0/-0)

All outlets have become The National Inquirer

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 14:12:10 ago (+1/-1)

You gotta Google the chicongo mayors delusional rant yesterday.

Most absurd statement I've seen in a long time

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 30, 2023 19:26:53 ago (+2/-0)

Oooogabooogaaa immigrants beez taykin hour gibz!! Bix nooooooooood niggaz deyt ain ryyyyyyte!

Am I close?