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[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 1.6 yearsNov 29, 2023 22:05:47 ago (+5/-0)

Turns out evil can die.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 3 points 1.6 yearsNov 30, 2023 08:18:05 ago (+3/-0)

Hell just got a new resident. I wonder what punishment Satan has for him. Killing millions by signing a pieces of paper has to warrant something interesting, but I am sure Satan has something unique in mind.

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 1.6 yearsNov 29, 2023 21:34:23 ago (+5/-0)

Damn.
I am already drinking, but I'll drink to that!!

[ - ] UncleDoug 4 points 1.6 yearsNov 30, 2023 03:44:03 ago (+4/-0)

dies at 100

Only the good die young

[ - ] Her0n 4 points 1.6 yearsNov 29, 2023 21:58:03 ago (+4/-0)

Unless someone destroys his phylactery the lich will return before the world can recover.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 30, 2023 13:12:00 ago (+1/-0)

That's the dirty thing people don't want to hear. Destroy all their blood - whether they're 100 years old or one day old. That's a nuclear option, and the famous line from Aliens rings true: it's the only way to be sure. Find them everywhere they are, discard whatever humanity you have, and do the deed. They all must go.

[ - ] Rawrination 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 02:23:09 ago (+0/-0)

Happy are they who dash their infants upon the rocks.

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 3 points 1.6 yearsNov 29, 2023 21:26:49 ago (+3/-0)*

Well whaddya know about that?

The awful vampire who conquered Communist China with Coca Cola and forced President Nixon (Watergate was a (((Hoax))) ) to do the Roman gladiator “V V” fingers thingy (meaning total surrender & desire for mercy) even while pitching it in the (((Press))) as “V’s for Victory,” (which is the only reason they didn’t pop his head off too); and (((Kissing’er))) went on to mentor a young Chicago mobster’s daughter, who stole evidence from prosecution lockup during the Watergate investigation, named (((Hillary Rodham))), which said evidence was the Black Hand Black Book, previously acquired from Chicago by Tammany Hall (not Monty Hall’s sister, the other one), whose destruction followed the (((assassination))) of JFK (which was a primary purpose for aforementioned assassination), wherein which Black Hand Black Book is recorded the blackmail sexy evidence first begun by the Chicago Mafia under Al Capone, stolen then by (((pawn))) Elliot Ness, reacquired by (((J Edgar Hoover))) who had another begun in (((Hollywood))), which were combined before the formation of the (((FBI))), but given to Tammany Hall for safeguarding, who refused to cooperate with the (((assassins))) of JFK, RFK, MLK, CIA, USA, MOUSE, etcetera. And that little boy grew up to be Vilmer von Ettinburg Bronofsky Heimat Dutchoven Ping Pong Dong “Henry” Kissinger. Who died today.

And that’s the rest of the story.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 1.6 yearsNov 29, 2023 22:28:31 ago (+3/-0)

You toss a mean word salad!🤣

[ - ] yesiknow 3 points 1.6 yearsNov 29, 2023 21:09:52 ago (+3/-0)

Fungus brained alien. He must have been a million years old. He should have been aborted with the rest of them.

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 30, 2023 02:43:46 ago (+2/-0)

He was a Soviet double agent.

However they also spat on pics of him at Bohemian Grove cause he gave the Sinai Peninsula back to Egypt. Probably because he was a Soviet double agent lol, and Egypt was in the Soviet influence.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 30, 2023 08:24:48 ago (+1/-0)

Kikeinger was somewhat pushed in that direction by the Soviets, whom he served. At that point the USSR hated Israel and where threatening invasion of Lebanon unless the US gave the Sinai back. I think this was before the Sampson option was enabled.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 30, 2023 13:09:00 ago (+0/-0)

Two sides of the same coin.

[ - ] Scyber 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 30, 2023 01:13:58 ago (+3/-1)

Elon: "Fuck the advertisers."

2 hours later Kissinger dies.

Hmmm.

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 29, 2023 22:53:55 ago (+2/-0)

Is it weird I read that as "who shapeshifted in world affairs"?

[ - ] NukeAmerica 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 29, 2023 22:30:23 ago (+2/-0)

What adrenochrome does to a mf

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 29, 2023 22:25:31 ago (+2/-0)

Who’s ring is the next (((president))) gonna kiss now?

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 30, 2023 03:15:11 ago (+1/-0)

been soros for some time

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 1, 2023 05:53:35 ago (+0/-0)

The only sad thing is he like George Soros lived his whole life without being convicted and jailed one day.

He got away with everything.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 29, 2023 22:37:42 ago (+1/-0)

He advocated to end the ukraine war and got jew slapped.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 29, 2023 21:09:56 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] prototype 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 30, 2023 03:59:55 ago (+1/-0)

God, I pray he had an awesome deadman switch.

Stop! I can only get so hard! His last act after death was to burn it all down. Imagine.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 30, 2023 08:16:11 ago (+0/-0)

He was a fucking communist sympathizer and all around dirty jew. Only the Chinese think he was a hero. Everyone else knows the kike was evil.

[ - ] GeorgeBailey 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 30, 2023 04:35:27 ago (+0/-0)

No victory when an old man dies. It's like celebrating after a politician losses after a decade in power. Celebrate when they can be removed early.😉