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What?
submitted by Valerie to Jokes 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 12:33:54 ago (+56/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/1lkuhj.mp4

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 14:27:46 ago (+5/-0)

SIX without S is just nine.

Here's hoping "roman numerals" is another subject kids know nothing about...like cursive.

[ - ] oyveyo 4 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 17:33:05 ago (+4/-0)

Why do we park in driveways but drive on parkways?

Answer: ˙ǝɯıʇ ˙ǝlƃuıs ˙ʎɹǝʌǝ ˙sʍǝɾ ǝɥʇ

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 18:50:41 ago (+0/-0)

The baking of cookies and cooking of bacon is far more intriguing.

[ - ] HatefulHomelessMan 0 points 5 monthsNov 30, 2023 15:25:49 ago (+0/-0)

I don't know why this is so funny.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 22:07:06 ago (+0/-0)

lol nice, I just watched the movie a couple of days ago too. Wasn't that good compared to the previous two but bully Macguire was freaking hilarious.

[ - ] calx 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 21:48:06 ago (+0/-0)

"'Tis better to be fast than to be half-assed." - Martin Van Buren

[ - ] Scyber 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 20:18:02 ago (+0/-0)

Why are they called apartments when they're stuck together?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations if you can't smoke while pumping gas?

[ - ] Moravian 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 20:15:13 ago (+0/-0)

Listen, this is all fascinating but it's time for you fucks to get to work.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 22:26:31 ago (+0/-0)

'Unemployment is not working' ...

[ - ] Moravian 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 22:50:40 ago (+0/-0)

Arbeit macht frei

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 5 monthsNov 28, 2023 20:04:48 ago (+0/-0)

racecar