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What is the difference between coronavirus and israeli soldiers?

submitted by Illsithereandlaugh to Jokes 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 02:44:04 ago (+15/-0)     (Jokes)

Coronavirus does not kill children.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 04:23:37 ago (+3/-0)

Got 'em! lol

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 13:04:09 ago (+2/-0)

One is a disease, the other a hoax.

[ - ] carnold03 -1 points 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 06:09:54 ago (+0/-1)

What soldier doesn't kill children, or through their action/inaction enable children to be killed?

[ - ] Illsithereandlaugh [op] 3 points 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 06:24:13 ago (+3/-0)

It is a joke. Do we need to start a serious discussion?

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 06:34:24 ago (+0/-0)

You're the one who made a rather spicey joke about tyrannical government and genocide, but something to consider. Currently, US Special forces are engaged in various parts of the middle east, but there is little to no military presence at the borders of their home country.

[ - ] Illsithereandlaugh [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 07:01:27 ago (+1/-0)

Oh thank you for making me realize that. I had no idea. Here, have a modified version so that you can continue with your day: What is the difference between coronavirus and soldiers? Coronavirus does not kill children.

[ - ] carnold03 -2 points 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 07:03:41 ago (+1/-3)

Completely unnecessary, Rabbi. Have an interesting day.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 09:11:32 ago (+2/-0)

Easy there Buzz Killington. Go kill some kids if it makes you feel better. In B4 you call me rabbi, I prefer the title "King of the Swamps and Gullys".

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 09:34:33 ago (+1/-0)

You're the one acting like a dirty jew here.

[ - ] Illsithereandlaugh [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 11:09:26 ago (+1/-0)

First Rabbi thrown my way. It was actually worth having this exchange.