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and there it is, a nation who thinks the government dictates their sex lives.

Thanks to info provided by @gowithit, I'm now aware that some of that sex life data contains purchase records of "fried chicken leg dildos". (on a post about the male equivalent)

The British have sex lives now? Whoda thunk it!

Listen up goy. We are now going to officially let you know that we are tracking and recording everything you do, even your fucking habits. We are going to pretend that this story is about "ransomware attacks", but it is really about getting "permission" to do what we have already been doing. So if you read this article and you don't stand up and demand we stop recording and keeping data on you we will assume you have given your permission.