What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? - Upgoat

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
submitted by Trope to Jokes 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2023 23:26:29 ago (+40/-1) (Jokes)

One’s really heavy while the other’s a little lighter.

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[ - ] Monica 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 11:10:56 ago (+0/-0)

This joke hurts. The real difference is hz.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 06:10:04 ago (+0/-0)

KYS

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 05:56:33 ago (+0/-0)

Only the Zippo will get you hot.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 02:45:20 ago (+1/-0)

I hate hippos.
Skull like a demon.
Killing more niggers in Africa than any other animal is their only redeeming quality.

[ + ] DukeofRaul

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 03:15:31 ago (+0/-0)

Greeks thought eleohants where cyclops skulls

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 01:58:55 ago (+2/-1)*

Oh yeah? Well, can your lighter do this?:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0a/62/3b/0a623b06ca17b23dc3ccd0282d243436.gif

Didn't think so.

(OTOH, you can't set fire to Canada with a hippo either, so there is that.)

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 00:29:18 ago (+0/-0)

Flipper poop tails

[ - ] FreeinTX 6 points 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 00:25:15 ago (+6/-0)

Nigger, you stole the joke that I stole over a year ago.

https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=63477a253ac32

[ + ] Trope

[ - ] Trope [op] 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 00:52:06 ago (+2/-0)

Lol nice. You have good taste but I assure you, I stole it from another source.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 00:03:36 ago (+1/-0)

take this here updoot and cram it!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2023 23:45:43 ago (+4/-0)

Damn, bringing jokes back centennially and shit.

Seriously though, that joke is older than your mother. Fun fact, they both know wether or not dinosaurs have feathers.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 9 points 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2023 23:31:56 ago (+9/-0)

You’re fired!

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? submitted by Trope to Jokes 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2023 23:26:29 ago (+40/-1) (Jokes)

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
submitted by Trope to Jokes 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2023 23:26:29 ago (+40/-1) (Jokes)