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Mormon Soaking

submitted by UncleDoug to Christcucks 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 00:50:43 ago (+22/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Daily reminder that Mormons are as degen as jews

What is 'Soaking' - the Mormon sex practice that's gone viral on TikTok?

Jump hump the "soaking" mormongoloid

Here's how it works: you've got a couple, the guy inserts his penis into the vagina and... just lies there.

Its like paedo planking.


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[ - ] VitaminSieg 6 points 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 01:06:34 ago (+6/-0)

Why not just do anal like all the virgin catholic girls I knew?

[ - ] canbot 9 points 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 03:30:15 ago (+9/-0)

Anal is digusting and only faggots do it. Stop beliving everything jews tell you about other people's sexual habits. That is not a normal thing.

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 1 point 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 03:53:31 ago (+2/-1)

Did you read the link?

He would know - what it was like being a young gay Mormon

Mormons have an ass poo fetish just like the jews they venerate.

[ - ] canbot 0 points 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 14:42:51 ago (+0/-0)

Bullshit

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 08:31:33 ago (+2/-0)

Oh just do what you want, all you have to do is swing around a dead chicken to fool god.

No wait those are jews....

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 10:57:13 ago (+2/-0)

You actually swing it while it is alive.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 13:28:29 ago (+0/-0)

Wait really? dont they torture it to death? so they do it after?

[ - ] SaneGoatiSwear 1 point 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 13:37:01 ago (+1/-0)

They have to transfer their sins to the chicken before it’s punished, only then can god punish it and be fooled

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 15:16:46 ago (+0/-0)

Ah I see, I thought that someone can be fooled to take a piece of string as an appertment/house wouldn't care for such small stuff.

[ - ] goatfugee12 2 points 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 10:21:09 ago (+2/-0)

In my high school this was the pentecostal girls, poophole loophole.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 09:05:40 ago (+0/-0)

Only greek catholics do that shit.

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 0 points 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 17:01:27 ago (+0/-0)

Greeks are Orthodox, not Catholic.

[ - ] Fascinus 5 points 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 01:34:57 ago (+5/-0)

It's never just the tip.

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 07:22:51 ago (+3/-0)

They "fall" for it because they want it, they just don't want caught.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 02:18:41 ago (+7/-3)

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[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 5 points 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 02:46:06 ago (+6/-1)

mormons are by far the biggest slaves of the jews. they make zionist christcucks look like hitler-worshippers in comparison.

[ - ] Grospoliner 1 point 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 12:59:25 ago (+1/-0)

Mormons are yankee traitors and that cock sucker John Brown murdered hundreds of civilians during the borderwar.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 00:56:19 ago (+2/-0)

It’s called “soak it in cider”. It’s what you do when you have an injury, like a cut on the hand. Or, you go home and soak it in “maiden oil”.
Other than that, never put your dick in crazy. Mormon bitches are crazy.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 01:37:53 ago (+2/-0)

never put your dick in crazy.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Mormon bitches are crazy.

Some of them are just plain crazy. Some of them are crazy for God.

There's garbage everywhere you look and some LDS women are true wife material.

[ - ] deleted 6 points 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 02:25:59 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 5 points 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 08:02:33 ago (+5/-0)

They are all “crazy”. It’s all about how you harness the energy.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 15:17:38 ago (+1/-0)

soak deez nuts, niggaz

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 08:30:49 ago (+1/-0)

Not sure about you guys or about how "young" we talking but at my early teen that would have been already enough to blast one.

[ - ] MayhemInChief 1 point 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 07:07:39 ago (+2/-1)

Mormon here. I first heard of this in my late 20s when a bunch of coworkers were asking me about it. I have no idea if it happens at all, but if it does I'd imagine it's a generational Utah Mormon teenager trying to figure out how to best break the rules. There's no way any sane adult wouldn't consider this a sexual sin, and I assure you it'd be treated as such.


Also, this is my third time in my adulthood hearing about it, so there's that.

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 02:25:25 ago (+1/-0)

Well at least they are portrayed as two Aryan blonde people with good genes.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 07:21:23 ago (+0/-0)

They are being portrayed as fools trying to trick trex god... how is this a good thing at all?

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 08:32:58 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah trying is the first step to failing.

[ - ] Laputois 0 points 6 monthsNov 20, 2023 10:45:20 ago (+1/-1)

Mormons are inbred.