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Breatheology

submitted by UncleDoug to Newsofthestupid 5 monthsNov 12, 2023 09:21:41 ago (+20/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/s04nh6.mp4



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[ - ] Sector2 3 points 5 monthsNov 12, 2023 13:10:23 ago (+3/-0)

...on this oxygen-free world.

Leaving it incomplete was lame. But yeah, someone call the Breatharian Institute on her.

[ - ] Panic 1 point 5 monthsNov 12, 2023 22:49:27 ago (+1/-0)

Breatharians! When I lived in San Diego, I met a couple who claimed to be Breatharians. Our conversations were very interesting.

And before that, I let a guys stay with me for 10 days in England who was an Australian who only ate one or two oranges each day. Here he was living in London, skinny as can be but was blond with a golden tan color. Very strange.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 5 monthsNov 13, 2023 00:07:01 ago (+0/-0)

Around 1984, as a recent immigrant to California from the US, I paid $5 to go see a talk by "a breatharian". Turned out to be Wiley Brooks, a NYC street nigger who just arrived on the left coast. Eye-opening to hear the Californians in the room with me figuratively 'eating it all up'.

He said ludicrous shit, literally. "I invented Breatharianism after taking a huge shit. I looked in the toilet and couldn't believe that came out of me." Then, "I hate science". No shit? "When I walk past a restaurant, I have to be careful breathing so I don't get too full..." He was your basic street nigger spewing bullshit, but the credulousness of the other people in the room was pretty surreal.

Then he started the Breatharian Institute up in Marin. Even when he was caught coming out of McDonalds, they continued to believe. Anyway, he died of something a while back.

[ - ] goatfugee12 1 point 5 monthsNov 12, 2023 15:40:56 ago (+1/-0)

she reminds of a young Chyna from WWF, you remember than steroid juiced block head?

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 12, 2023 18:48:51 ago (+0/-0)

Joanie Laurer had a bigger clit than most voats dicks.

[ - ] Inward 1 point 5 monthsNov 12, 2023 14:19:32 ago (+1/-0)

I forget sometimes that most people are this stupid.