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Harvard Installs Jew Detectors At All Entrances

submitted by Scyber to BabylonWasp 5 monthsNov 7, 2023 19:03:46 ago (+15/-0)     (babylonbee.com)

https://babylonbee.com/news/harvard-installs-jew-detectors-at-all-entrances

They need to be installed in every public place.


4 comments block


[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 3 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2023 19:52:12 ago (+3/-0)

Weird that they don't mention that class attendance is down to half as a huge portion of the student body can not make it through the jew detectors, but hey, if they admit our higher institutions have been taken over by jews, that would make it harder for them to write pro-jewish satire.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2023 06:09:16 ago (+0/-0)

I thought most of the academic staff at Harvard were jewish.

[ - ] Name 0 points 5 monthsNov 7, 2023 19:15:19 ago (+0/-0)

This technology exists. I don’t think Harvard is allowed to use it though.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2023 05:11:33 ago (+0/-0)

This technology exists.

Jewdar.