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Who was Cliff and why the hell did he take so many notes?

submitted by DeusExMachina to ShowerThoughts 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 20:17:23 ago (+15/-1)     (ShowerThoughts)

Feels like a psyop.


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[ - ] WanderingToast 5 points 6 monthsNov 6, 2023 04:42:19 ago (+5/-0)

Who is Gideon, why am i always staying in the exact same hotel room, just after him, and why is he so forgetful?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 23:52:51 ago (+4/-0)

Somebody just took the Cliff pill. Stay strong brother, it's about to get rough.

[ - ] Trope 4 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 22:51:16 ago (+4/-0)

Never used that shit. If I signed up for a class, I read the damn book.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 4 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 22:05:42 ago (+4/-0)

Clearly because he was selling the information.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 20:19:01 ago (+3/-0)

Isn’t that some shit that has to do with schooling?

Kek. Who cares?🤣

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 6 monthsNov 6, 2023 08:15:54 ago (+1/-0)

Well, to make a long story short...

[ - ] DeusExMachina [op] 0 points 6 monthsNov 7, 2023 21:11:45 ago (+0/-0)

Kek

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 21:28:53 ago (+1/-0)

I always ask for cliff when the autistic basement dwellers post their pre sammich rants.

Or the link to the Amazon novel.

[ - ] DeusExMachina [op] 3 points 6 monthsNov 5, 2023 22:26:47 ago (+3/-0)

The first time I heard of Cliff was from this kid in elementary school who was on the periphery of my friend circle. I knew he didn't read the assigned book yet somehow he got a C+ on the report.
I asked him how he managed to pull that off and he told me he used Cliff's notes. As there was no Cliff in our grade -or even the entire school- I simply assumed he copied the homework of some cousin of his named Cliff that went to a different school.
It was roughly a month later, after six of the biggest dipshits turned in basically the same book report, that I discovered Cliff was actually just some old kike who made money by enabling affirmative action. Though the terms 'kike' and 'affirmative action' did not exist in my burgeoning lexicon back then. I was able to grasp the ramifications of such a thing.
The idea that an adult would make money off of keeping stupid kids stupid really rankled my naive and youthful sensibilities.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 5 monthsNov 10, 2023 20:49:13 ago (+1/-0)

Tl;Dr need cliff notes