You'll never hear an owl swoop you. They have evolved feathers that make them silent. In the middle of the night, all of a sudden... you can no longer think coherently. If this ever happens to you, there may be an owl perched on your shoulder pecking at your brain.
Because owls live in trees over which they are fiercely territorial.
I got a pair that lives on my property. The property isn't that big. Only one pair around. I hear em driving off intruders. Really they own the tree, and I just own the ground.
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When the party said, "Oh, just send your owl," I'm like, he isn't suicidal.
His name became "Suicide."
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They have evolved feathers that make them silent.
In the middle of the night, all of a sudden... you can no longer think coherently.
If this ever happens to you, there may be an owl perched on your shoulder pecking at your brain.
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[ + ] bonghits4jeebus
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I got a pair that lives on my property. The property isn't that big. Only one pair around. I hear em driving off intruders. Really they own the tree, and I just own the ground.