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The CEO of a company was in need of a secretary

submitted by Kozel to Jokes 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2023 00:29:46 ago (+21/-1)     (Jokes)


The CEO of a company was in need of a secretary

He spread ads all over town. A few days later, there was a knock on his door. It was a dog. He had a newspaper in his mouth. He opened it to the classifieds page and pointed to the ad that the CEO had placed. The CEO was impressed. But he thought it was a joke, so he decided to test the dog:

"Look, I need a secretary who understands the basics of computers"

The dog went to one of the secretary's desks, climbed on the chair, turned on the computer and the printer in total tranquility.

The CEO was amazed, but decided to go further:

"That's good, but I need a secretary who understands spreadsheets"

The dog quickly opened Excel, scanned rows and columns of data and then used pivot tables to create dashboards of charts. The astonished CEO desperately followed:

"Well, that's really fantastic, but my secretary must be bilingual!"

The dog replied:" Meow"


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[ - ] Panic 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2023 01:04:00 ago (+3/-0)

Very good one.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2023 06:02:56 ago (+0/-0)*

Such a boomer joke, but I lolled

[ - ] Conspirologist 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2023 06:15:08 ago (+2/-2)*

Looks more like a kid's joke.

[ - ] Conspirologist -1 points 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2023 06:14:09 ago (+1/-2)

Dude, try the short version.

The CEO of a company was in need of a secretary.

A few days later, a dog knocks on his door.

"But my secretary must be bilingual!".

The dog replied:" Meow".

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2023 10:44:44 ago (+3/-0)

The CEO of a company was in need of a secretary.

A few days later, a dog knocks on his door.

"But my secretary must be bilingual!".

The dog replied:" Meow"

"Look, I need a secretary who understands the basics of computers"

The dog went to one of the secretary's desks, climbed on the chair, turned on the computer and the printer in total tranquility.

The CEO was amazed, but decided to go further:

"That's good, but I need a secretary who understands spreadsheets"

The dog came back with a jar of peanut butter and conspirologists moms phone number.

[ - ] Bonlio99 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 31, 2023 11:43:27 ago (+0/-0)

Heh. Nice

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 29, 2023 00:33:35 ago (+0/-0)

Wholesome