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Pondering the orb

submitted by Ragnar to ImportantPosts 1.5 yearsOct 26, 2023 11:53:31 ago (+3/-0)     (ImportantPosts)

Why’s there only one smurfette in the whole village?
And how’s there a baby smurf?


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[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 26, 2023 12:03:58 ago (+3/-0)

Smurf reproduction is non-physical, as all baby Smurfs are brought to the Smurf Village from an unknown location on the night of a blue moon by stork.

Gargamel created Smurfette so that she would use her charms to cause jealousy and competition among the Smurfs in order to cause their fall.

Smurfette was a golem created by the jew Gargamel to destroy Smurf society by turning them into gold.

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 26, 2023 16:55:41 ago (+1/-0)

TIL! Thanks bro

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 26, 2023 12:27:09 ago (+2/-0)

They don't call him 'Papa Smurf' for nothing...

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 26, 2023 16:56:24 ago (+2/-0)

Hahaha you always have the best lines. Fucken A

[ - ] DeusExMachina 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 09:35:41 ago (+1/-0)

Ha, he never misses.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 26, 2023 14:24:18 ago (+1/-0)

Smurfette is a creation of gargamels magic

Smurfs obviously reproduce by egg laying and like many other creatures the genders live separately from each other only interacting to mate

[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 26, 2023 23:32:44 ago (+1/-0)

No,they're actually sentient fruit. They grow on trees.

[ - ] Merlynn 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 26, 2023 23:36:42 ago (+2/-0)

Well,there's not just one. From the old series,there's Smurfette,Sassette,and Grandma Smurf. Of those 3,only Grandma is an actual smurf. Smurfette and Sassette were created through magical clay.

Then there's Vexy,who's also a creation of Gargamel,though she wasn't supposed to be a smurf but a "smurf-like" creature. And then they just pulled a whole village of female smurfs right out of their ass.

As for Baby Smurf,in the episode he's introduced,Brainy asks where Baby Smurfs come form and Papa gets real nervous while Smurfette just smiles at him. It shouldn't be hard to deduce what happened from there.

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 00:02:17 ago (+0/-0)

Can you please send me a link to where I can watch the old series

[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 09:13:20 ago (+1/-0)

Probably got it on YouTube somewhere.

[ - ] DeusExMachina 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 09:34:45 ago (+1/-0)

Smurfette was a golem, I think. Title made me wonder if flat earthers ponder the plate instead?

[ - ] Ragnar [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 11:26:42 ago (+1/-0)

Hahaha they ponder the plate while walking and fall of the edge of the Earth