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Accidentally caused a storm at work when I started fitness test but excluded mrna shot people because "I don't want to deal with heart attacks"

submitted by DeathTsunami to Vaxtards 1.6 yearsOct 11, 2023 23:27:32 ago (+72/-0)     (Vaxtards)

Turns out a lot of people still haven't read anything about the shots killing people and I said as a trainer I'm not testing them.

Woops haha.


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[ - ] Fascinus 19 points 1.6 yearsOct 11, 2023 23:29:48 ago (+19/-0)

Based.

[ - ] letsgetit 15 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2023 02:38:58 ago (+15/-0)

Only when their fitness coach excludes them does it really hit them in the face. Not the mountain of lies big pharma has preached over the last 50 years

[ - ] spaceman000 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 12, 2023 21:04:57 ago (+2/-0)

It's the typical liberal denial circle, nothing is real until they get punched in the face personally. They'll tell you diversity is our greatest strength while watching 100 people get robbed in broad daylight, until the golem smashes a pistol across their face and breaks their glasses, steals their shoes and fucks their girlfriend, they'll keep trusting the narrative. The spell is so powerful they have to be physically violated before snapping out of the trance, and even then, it's only a 50/50 that they turn around. There's a 50% chance they'll go on the news and thank diversity for the treatment they received.

[ - ] letsgetit 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 14, 2023 05:27:02 ago (+0/-0)

Reminds me of the "would you be willing to house a migrant" petition

[ - ] SocksOnCats 9 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2023 00:55:01 ago (+9/-0)

Please keep us updated on how this goes.

What kind of a work environment is it? What industry? Gender balance? Politics?

[ - ] Kozel 14 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2023 01:02:47 ago (+14/-0)

as a trainer

my guess is he's a fitness trainer

[ - ] NoRefunds 9 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2023 07:25:40 ago (+9/-0)

He's a Pokémon trainer

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2023 01:23:56 ago (+0/-0)

Solid work! 😂 hey have you heard of skiff mail?

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 12, 2023 16:25:10 ago (+0/-0)

i havent, but it doesn't have smtp, so im not interested in it

[ - ] DeathTsunami [op] 6 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2023 05:46:21 ago (+6/-0)

Construction with a lot of machinery.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2023 08:20:17 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Cunt 4 points 1.5 yearsOct 12, 2023 10:34:10 ago (+4/-0)

A lot of machinery work in construction involves sitting on their ass all day operating it, not good for hearts in general but better then an addrenlin rush for a vaxtard.

[ - ] DeathTsunami [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 12, 2023 23:00:49 ago (+1/-0)

Correct. Some of them have had falls because of their health, which is why physical training standards were introduced to keep unhealthy people in a better condition and to help in the recruitment process if we can just do a 10 minute test cycle when they walk in the door.

People with higher strength/agility are much less likely to fall = less downtime = more profit/less legal battles

[ - ] Inward 6 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2023 08:16:43 ago (+6/-0)

So what did they do? What were their reactions? Describe the storm.

[ - ] DeathTsunami [op] 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 12, 2023 23:15:35 ago (+2/-0)

At least an hour of arguing with people. What are you talking about there's nothing wrong with the vax, you're crazy, you're a conspiracy theorist, there's no evidence for it, you can't discriminate against people, medical records are private so I'm not allowed to know even I introduced it. That kind of shit. Some of them didn't even know there was any issues with them and were more curious (older machine operators can be thick as shit but can press buttons all day).

But yeh only 1 person said the vax is dangerous and understood my reasoning lol.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 12, 2023 11:23:44 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2023 06:48:33 ago (+5/-0)

Reality will really set in when you have a waiver listing all potential medical problems and that the individual is willingly deciding to take the test.

They don't read and family couldn't sue you for conducting the test...win win.

[ - ] yesiknow 4 points 1.5 yearsOct 12, 2023 11:11:40 ago (+4/-0)

It's absolutely amazing what alternative realities people live in.

It's why the internet doesn't reach people. You have to put your things on paper and on windshields and poles and direct them to an internet site after piquing their intrest.

They're all trained to respond to advertising techniques.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 12, 2023 10:54:48 ago (+3/-0)

Construction people are usually pretty based? I feel I get more intelligent interaction with blue collar folks these days

[ - ] NedsHead 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 12, 2023 17:24:12 ago (+1/-0)

When they cry for being excluded tell them sincerely "I'm not equipped or trained to deal with cardiac emergencies LOL

[ - ] NedsHead 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 12, 2023 17:27:20 ago (+0/-0)

Then tell them they can participate but only if they employ a paramedic to stand guard during all sessions

[ - ] DeathTsunami [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 12, 2023 23:17:13 ago (+1/-0)

Unfortunately for me I am trained to deal with them, which is why I don't want to and understand the risks of putting a vaxxed body under load lol.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2023 09:43:20 ago (+1/-0)

ROFL! I know you're being serious but that is fucking hilarious.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 12, 2023 09:05:59 ago (+1/-0)

Nice troll!