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(White) Boy name suggestions?

submitted by Cunt to WhiteRepopulation 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 11:10:39 ago (+17/-0)     (WhiteRepopulation)

Got a few on the list already nothing is a clear winner yet so any serious suggestions welcome.

FYI Husband says we can't name him Adolf.


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[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 11, 2023 02:59:49 ago (+1/-0)

Heinrich

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 11, 2023 02:56:59 ago (+1/-0)

Lord Vigo

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 23:43:41 ago (+1/-0)

Or how about traditional/classic names that have good nicknames for little guys like Maxwell, Samuel, Richard, Frederick, Michael. Then he can be professional on a business card but Ricky/Freddie/Mikey with friends.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 11, 2023 00:30:03 ago (+0/-0)

Richard? Good nickname?

[ - ] SmartArseWhiteBoy 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 11, 2023 03:42:53 ago (+1/-0)

He likes Dick.

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 11, 2023 09:16:12 ago (+1/-0)

Ricky, but that's because I love Trailer Park Boys

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 23:36:30 ago (+1/-0)

Brock, Chad, Bruce, Rock... something undoubtedly male

[ - ] GoyimNose_1948 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 11, 2023 11:09:41 ago (+1/-0)

Bruce is a good name.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 12, 2023 17:18:29 ago (+1/-0)

It was tarnished by homos

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames -1 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 23:16:47 ago (+0/-1)

Reggin backwards…

[ - ] Trope 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 22:48:18 ago (+1/-0)

Absolutely no pussy Millennial names:

Aiden, Kaiden, Braiden, Keagan, Burgen, Jordan, Jaden, Jayden, Hayley, Kaylee, Paisley, Kayden, Peyden, Austin, Cooper, or any instance where you take a last name and make it a first name: Quinn. Dalton.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 11, 2023 00:31:13 ago (+0/-0)

Those all scream American to me not Millennial... and thus would get bullied even as a baby.

[ - ] Nietzsche 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 20:07:53 ago (+1/-1)

Asa
Archibald
Christopher
Frederick
Pascal
Pascual
Xenophon

IDK FING KNOW....

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 20:06:58 ago (+0/-0)

ARE YOU MISSGENDERING YOUR OWN CHILD!!?
HOW DARE YOU!
YOU MUST WAIT AND LET THIS CHILD CHOOSE IT'S GENDER! THEN YOU CAN GIVE A PROPER NAME THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE ACCEPTED WHEN THIS CHILD GETS OLDER!!!

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 20:54:52 ago (+1/-0)

Okay, how about Jamie or Alex or Sam?

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 12, 2023 17:26:23 ago (+0/-0)

Every Jamie I’ve known was a faggot or a girl

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 13, 2023 06:19:07 ago (+0/-0)

LMAO actually same. But I don't like gender neutral names.

[ - ] Shotinthedark -1 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 18:16:18 ago (+0/-1)

Blayde

[ - ] Had 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 18:13:18 ago (+2/-0)

Hadrian. Teach him to expel jews.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 18:06:47 ago (+1/-0)

Lord Vigo

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 12, 2023 17:20:47 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] serfer -1 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 17:46:30 ago (+0/-1)

Andrew Dolph [surname]- A. Dolph

[ - ] Scyber 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 17:31:20 ago (+1/-1)

Jason
Freddy
Michael
Chucky
Captain Spaulding

[ - ] Scyber 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 17:28:28 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 17:14:56 ago (+1/-1)

Alturion. Alerion. Altarion. Alderion. You get the idea.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 16:55:13 ago (+1/-1)

Arian

[ - ] Doglegwarrior -3 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 16:54:05 ago (+0/-3)

Goldbergstein

Joke!!!

[ - ] goatfugee12 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 16:53:38 ago (+2/-1)

Alexander the Great - call him alec, alex, or zander.
Claudius exiled the jews from Rome - Call him Claude?
Hadrian warred with the jews - call him Adrian?
Titus put down a kike revolt.
Julius is aryan name, Marcus
Augustus call him Auggie? lol

Anything from white history Greek, Roman, English, or German.

Walter call him Walt


[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 20:03:10 ago (+2/-1)

"Augustus call him Auggie?"

Why not call him Gus?

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 20:45:35 ago (+2/-1)

Hadrian is actually on the list already! I suggested Haydee or "Haddy" as nicknames, I would think more about the first nickname spelling if we picked it, as I'd probably use that more.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 23:39:06 ago (+0/-0)

deleted

[ - ] Doglegwarrior -2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 16:52:59 ago (+0/-2)

Catch

[ - ] rabidR04CH 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 16:52:21 ago (+1/-1)

Sterling.

[ - ] MrDarkWater 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 16:23:18 ago (+2/-0)

Where is your family from?

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 20:51:09 ago (+0/-0)

Australia via Europe.

[ - ] MrDarkWater 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 11, 2023 12:08:59 ago (+1/-0)

cunt

Of course. I missed the clue.
Seppos like me don't know Australian names of significance, but I would suggest traditional British names: William, Robert, Edward, Henry, Charles, James, John. Perhaps anglicized Welsh or Irish names. Bring back Bruce.

No objects, geography, verbs, or professions. No Leaf, Ridge, Hunter, Taylor. No goofy spelling ay, ai aei, iy, eay etc. Pick something that has been a name for hundreds of years.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 11, 2023 02:57:47 ago (+0/-0)

Mic Dundee

[ - ] I_am_baal 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 16:01:53 ago (+2/-1)

Alexander
-Latin form of the Greek name Alexandros, "I defend man."

Damian
-A name of Greek origin, meaning “to tame, subdue”. It is related to the Greek word ‘daman,’ meaning “to subdue, tame, or control.”

Finley
-A Scottish name meaning "fair haired warrior".

Liam
-A name of German origin meaning: “resolute protector”.

Oliver
-A name of Latin origin, meaning “olive tree”. The olive tree is a symbol of fruitfulness, beauty, and dignity.

Magnus
-Latin word for grand.

Wyatt
-It's an English name. The literal meaning is "Brave at war".

Florian
—A name with Latin origins that means "flowering" or "flourishing."


[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 15:52:57 ago (+1/-0)

Calculator.

[ - ] goatfugee12 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 16:54:28 ago (+2/-0)

they aren't Japanese

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 15:46:16 ago (+2/-1)

Hadrain.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 15:36:29 ago (+1/-0)*

A male’s name should have a one syllable short name of the name

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 20:56:43 ago (+1/-0)

I'm a fancy Australian, I like long names but a good nick name is an absolute must because everyone will get one whether they like it or not.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 21:26:25 ago (+0/-0)

Just think to yourself all the successful men you know. Better chances are every single one has a good one syllable nick name.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 15:33:08 ago (+4/-0)

JaMarcus

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2024 23:18:39 ago (+0/-0)

DeJohnathan is a close second

[ - ] gardella 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 15:27:13 ago (+1/-1)

Massimo Pericolo, was the name we wanted to use. I would translate to your heritage Maximilian Gefahr, in German.

[ - ] Not_C 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 14:51:53 ago (+3/-1)*

Rudolph. - Hear me out.
Call him Rudy as a toddler, and Dolf as a teenager and adult.
People will hear "Dolf" and think Adolf.

Burkhart - German name meaning Brave and Strong.

Matthias - German version of Matthew.
Heinrich - German version of Henry

Rudiger - Call him Rudy as a kid
Wilhelm

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 14:35:53 ago (+2/-0)

Either your name, your father's name, your grandfather's name, or your great grandfather's name.

Edit: oh wait, you're a broad. Look to your husband's male ancestors for name options.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 14:35:23 ago (+3/-1)

Wilhelm Aurelius the Great

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 14:28:12 ago (+2/-0)

Travis
Jethro
Brok
Dan
Cam
Ken
Mark
Rik

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 20:47:57 ago (+1/-0)

Why would you give a white man a 3 letter nick name as a name? What is this, names for chinks?

[ - ] happytoes 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 14:19:58 ago (+3/-1)

Hadrian

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 14:11:27 ago (+2/-1)

'Cunt'

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 16:42:10 ago (+3/-1)

Cuntiminus

[ - ] lolxd 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 13:55:26 ago (+1/-1)

Lysander, Ross, Pinochete

[ - ] Garrett 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 13:34:48 ago (+2/-1)

What about Mason?

[ - ] serfer 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 13:34:01 ago (+3/-1)

Roger is a good name.

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 13:44:19 ago (+2/-0)

Nobody likes you Roger.

[ - ] serfer 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 17:45:19 ago (+1/-0)

I’m not Roger..

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 13:29:11 ago (+3/-1)

Primus, secundus, tertius.

nickodemus. so you can call him niGGer when he misbehaves.

hieronymus bosch, nickname hero.

yeah no seriously: name hin after one of your ancestors, one that you are proud of.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 22:48:38 ago (+1/-0)

Primus sucks.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 12, 2023 17:17:38 ago (+0/-0)

Lol I do enjoy their early albums though. They had the funk. Antipop is where they jumped the shark.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 13:24:20 ago (+2/-0)

Winston is a good name.

Winnie when he's a boy will probably grow out of that nickname at the appropriate age.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 20:50:18 ago (+2/-0)

Might have been an alright suggestion had it not been ruined for me by being the middle name for both a politician and a Maltese Terrier.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 11, 2023 00:43:05 ago (+0/-0)

The nigger Ghostbuster

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 12:54:57 ago (+2/-0)

Try a normal name. Those are out of fashion. John, Robert, William, Henry, Thomas, etc.

[ - ] Sal_180 7 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 12:54:08 ago (+7/-0)*

Look up top 100 boys names from 70 years ago pick one

Here: https://www.ssa.gov/oact/babynames/decades/names1920s.html

[ - ] Autismo 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 21:30:04 ago (+2/-0)

Muhammad

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 20:58:24 ago (+1/-0)*

I was looking at the British version of that to start out.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vC6okzIKQvg&pp=ygUoa2luZ3Mgb2YgRW5nbGFuZCBob3JyaWJsZSBoaXN0b3JpZXMgc29uZw%3D%3D

...sorry the real link is https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/birthsdeathsandmarriages/livebirths/datasets/babynamesenglandandwalestop100babynameshistoricaldata but if you don't want to download a file, click the first link for a summary over the years.

[ - ] zongongo 8 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 12:48:37 ago (+8/-0)

Just yesterday 10-9 ,
My third grandson was born.
My Daughter and her Husband named him Hudson !
I had suggested Rowland, which was a family last name from either Wales or Ireland. Could be spelled Roland of course. Rolly is a nice nickname.
Good luck with your choice 👍🏻.


[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 20:46:45 ago (+2/-0)

Congrats, bro!

None of ours are ready for marriage yet and I'm hoping for grandchildren someday.

I figure with so many, we're bound to have at least one.

Time will tell, I suppose.

\Ω

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 18:17:11 ago (+0/-0)

Hudson was the coolest character in Aliens!

[ - ] HelenHighwater 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 12:46:37 ago (+5/-1)

Charlemagne
Ulrik
Maximus
Cyrus
Ranier
Taranis
Isander
Somerled
Kairos

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 13:47:43 ago (+3/-0)

I wanted to name mine Maximillian but got voted out of the water on that one.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 14:20:51 ago (+3/-0)

Why? Max is perfectly fine for everyday use.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 20:34:56 ago (+1/-0)

I'm so annoyed my [redacted] used Max instead of Maximillian.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 21:00:50 ago (+1/-0)

That [redacted]!!

Congratulations on another boy!

[ - ] Greasy 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 12:43:33 ago (+2/-1)

Tyrone, Jamal, Jontavious, Quon'trell... I mean, if a white boy has the name, then the name in question is by definition a white boy name, correct?

[ - ] con77 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 14:30:34 ago (+4/-0)

I actually worked with a nigger named jontavious

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 12, 2023 17:23:50 ago (+0/-0)

My first job was being a pharmacy technician and this niglet’s name was Magnificent Brown. All I could think of was a monumental turd that somebody deuced in middle school. It was so huge it got reported back to the lunchroom and many of us went to witness it. Fucking thing was over a foot long and protruded above the water.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 20:52:30 ago (+2/-0)

That's not how that works.

[ - ] olinneserpona 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 11:57:03 ago (+2/-0)

I don't usually give fagotts advice, but how about "Djikson"?

[ - ] uvulectomy 8 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 11:54:46 ago (+8/-0)

FYI Husband says we can't name him Adolf.

Adolphus then. Adolph for short.

[ - ] PurpleDrank 7 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 11:47:00 ago (+7/-0)

I'd suggest looking back through your and your husband's ancestors and see if there are any family names that you like.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 12:30:06 ago (+1/-0)

VECTIVUS VITIATE III

Yeah, totally. Make his pronouns "His Excellency"/"Your Highness".

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 13:43:38 ago (+0/-0)

III is only transferred over subsequent generations.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 16:43:02 ago (+2/-0)

Listen man, I ain't but a humble White guy, not some royal jew with fancy numerals on his name.

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 12:55:20 ago (+0/-0)

Good idea

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 11:43:06 ago (+3/-1)*

I tend to like some of the common Biblical names, but not because they're Biblical. Samuel (Sam) is a good example. It's just a strong name. Matthew (Matt). John.

I also tend to like Irish names for boys. Liam. Brian. Connor. Nash.

Two Scot and North English names I like are Landon and Lawson.

Just go with something that sounds strong and don't make everyone you know secretly cringe by being too clever.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 12:28:45 ago (+2/-0)

NO.

NOT CONNOR.

EVERY CONNOR, CONNER, OR CON-AIR I'VE KNOWN IS A LITTLE SHIT.

Only decent Connor I ever knew was in Assassin's Creed III, and he killed his own dad for basically no reason.

[ - ] CHIRO 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 12:31:31 ago (+4/-0)*

I love the way personal experiences with other people can ruin certain names. I used to like the name Troy until I knew an absolute menace called Troy.

Hey, as long as the name doesn't follow some awful trend like Aiden, Cayden, Brayden, Jayden, it'll probably be alright.

By God, don't you bring Con Air into this. You leave the title of that perfect film out of your mouth, lol.

[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 12:45:58 ago (+2/-0)

Nobody moves or the Bunny gets it!

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 20:38:19 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah my eldest wants to name our coming son after a video game character, problem that neither me or my husband have told her is is that it's my ex's name.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 20:36:06 ago (+0/-0)

lol good to know. That's why Jack is off the list.

[ - ] Sal_180 -2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 12:59:41 ago (+0/-2)

Most bible names are lame. Conor is the correct spelling. Nash isn't irish. Landon and Lawson aren't scot or Northern English names.

[ - ] CHIRO 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 13:17:19 ago (+3/-0)

Here's the guy who goes around at birthday parties popping balloons. You want to contradict my 1-pg-Google-tier research on these names? Alright.

But, unless you correct me, I'm just going to say you're full of shit. Somebody online said these names were what I said they were, and for the level of interest I have in this topic, that's sufficient for me. Again, you're free to tell me where those names actually hale from if I am wrong.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 11:41:00 ago (+2/-1)

John, Danny, Jake, Jäger (Americanize it, Jaeger), TITUS OF ROME, etc.

[ - ] CHIRO 8 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 11:47:00 ago (+8/-0)*

Teacher: "Class, has anybody seen TITUS OF ROME anywhere?"

Student A: "Look! He's over there hitting the Synagogue with rocks!"

Teacher: "Oh, that TITUS OF ROME, he just can't let Judea stand!"

(All laugh. Theme from Andy Griffith Show begins as credits roll.)

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 12:27:00 ago (+1/-1)

Lol, yup, that's exactly the absurdity I was thinking of when typing that out.

I can just imagine a teacher belting that out as loud as possible.

Get the boy into lifting weights when he's around 10 or so and one just might find a spiritual successor to his Awesomeity Titus himself.

[ - ] stonecoldben 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 11:36:18 ago (+1/-0)

Benjamin. I like Marcus too

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 11:28:45 ago (+2/-1)

Name him something like Carlos, Tyrone, Abdul, or Chang.

It would be very good for his future.

[ - ] Thatguy 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 11:19:59 ago (+2/-0)

John you can’t go wrong with John. You can call him Johnny while he’s a baby. His future wife will call him Johnny.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 12:30:45 ago (+2/-0)

Johnnnyyyyy guitaaaarrrrrrr.....

[ - ] Thatguy 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 12:31:34 ago (+1/-0)

Johnny Rocket!

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 12:36:55 ago (+1/-0)

Johnny.

Just Johnny.

[ - ] Thatguy 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 12:39:09 ago (+1/-0)

Ok, I’m okay with that, John.

“Johnny Fever!” I couldn’t resist.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 20:40:50 ago (+0/-0)

Be good be good, be good be good be good, be good be good be good, be good Johhhhhhhhnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyy

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 11:18:49 ago (+3/-2)

Percival is a good name. You could call him Perry as a nickname.
James is a good strong name too.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 10, 2023 11:18:11 ago (+1/-1)

Adolph