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[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 20:58:24 ago (+1/-0)*

I was looking at the British version of that to start out.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vC6okzIKQvg&pp=ygUoa2luZ3Mgb2YgRW5nbGFuZCBob3JyaWJsZSBoaXN0b3JpZXMgc29uZw%3D%3D

...sorry the real link is https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/birthsdeathsandmarriages/livebirths/datasets/babynamesenglandandwalestop100babynameshistoricaldata but if you don't want to download a file, click the first link for a summary over the years.

[ - ] PurpleDrank 7 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 11:47:00 ago (+7/-0)

I'd suggest looking back through your and your husband's ancestors and see if there are any family names that you like.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 12:30:06 ago (+1/-0)

VECTIVUS VITIATE III

Yeah, totally. Make his pronouns "His Excellency"/"Your Highness".

[ + ] MaryXmas

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 13:43:38 ago (+0/-0)

III is only transferred over subsequent generations.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 16:43:02 ago (+2/-0)

Listen man, I ain't but a humble White guy, not some royal jew with fancy numerals on his name.

[ + ] Sal_180

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 12:55:20 ago (+0/-0)

Good idea

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 4 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 15:33:08 ago (+4/-0)

JaMarcus

[ + ] MasklessTheGreat

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 23:18:39 ago (+0/-0)

DeJohnathan is a close second

[ - ] HelenHighwater 4 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 12:46:37 ago (+5/-1)

Charlemagne
Ulrik
Maximus
Cyrus
Ranier
Taranis
Isander
Somerled
Kairos

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 13:47:43 ago (+3/-0)

I wanted to name mine Maximillian but got voted out of the water on that one.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 14:20:51 ago (+3/-0)

Why? Max is perfectly fine for everyday use.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 20:34:56 ago (+1/-0)

I'm so annoyed my [redacted] used Max instead of Maximillian.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 21:00:50 ago (+1/-0)

That [redacted]!!

Congratulations on another boy!

[ - ] Had 2 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 18:13:18 ago (+2/-0)

Hadrian. Teach him to expel jews.

[ - ] MrDarkWater 2 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 16:23:18 ago (+2/-0)

Where is your family from?

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 20:51:09 ago (+0/-0)

Australia via Europe.

[ + ] MrDarkWater

[ - ] MrDarkWater 1 point 6 monthsOct 11, 2023 12:08:59 ago (+1/-0)

cunt

Of course. I missed the clue.
Seppos like me don't know Australian names of significance, but I would suggest traditional British names: William, Robert, Edward, Henry, Charles, James, John. Perhaps anglicized Welsh or Irish names. Bring back Bruce.

No objects, geography, verbs, or professions. No Leaf, Ridge, Hunter, Taylor. No goofy spelling ay, ai aei, iy, eay etc. Pick something that has been a name for hundreds of years.

[ + ] ItsOk2bArian

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2023 02:57:47 ago (+0/-0)

Mic Dundee

[ - ] Not_C 2 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 14:51:53 ago (+3/-1)*

Rudolph. - Hear me out.
Call him Rudy as a toddler, and Dolf as a teenager and adult.
People will hear "Dolf" and think Adolf.

Burkhart - German name meaning Brave and Strong.

Matthias - German version of Matthew.
Heinrich - German version of Henry

Rudiger - Call him Rudy as a kid
Wilhelm

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 14:35:53 ago (+2/-0)

Either your name, your father's name, your grandfather's name, or your great grandfather's name.

Edit: oh wait, you're a broad. Look to your husband's male ancestors for name options.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 2 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 14:35:23 ago (+3/-1)

Wilhelm Aurelius the Great

[ - ] con77 2 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 14:28:12 ago (+2/-0)

Travis
Jethro
Brok
Dan
Cam
Ken
Mark
Rik

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 20:47:57 ago (+1/-0)

Why would you give a white man a 3 letter nick name as a name? What is this, names for chinks?

[ - ] happytoes 2 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 14:19:58 ago (+3/-1)

Hadrian

[ - ] serfer 2 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 13:34:01 ago (+3/-1)

Roger is a good name.

[ + ] MaryXmas

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 13:44:19 ago (+2/-0)

Nobody likes you Roger.

[ + ] serfer

[ - ] serfer 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 17:45:19 ago (+1/-0)

I’m not Roger..

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 2 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 13:29:11 ago (+3/-1)

Primus, secundus, tertius.

nickodemus. so you can call him niGGer when he misbehaves.

hieronymus bosch, nickname hero.

yeah no seriously: name hin after one of your ancestors, one that you are proud of.

[ + ] Trope

[ - ] Trope 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 22:48:38 ago (+1/-0)

Primus sucks.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 6 monthsOct 12, 2023 17:17:38 ago (+0/-0)

Lol I do enjoy their early albums though. They had the funk. Antipop is where they jumped the shark.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 2 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 13:24:20 ago (+2/-0)

Winston is a good name.

Winnie when he's a boy will probably grow out of that nickname at the appropriate age.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 2 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 20:50:18 ago (+2/-0)

Might have been an alright suggestion had it not been ruined for me by being the middle name for both a politician and a Maltese Terrier.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2023 00:43:05 ago (+0/-0)

The nigger Ghostbuster

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 12:54:57 ago (+2/-0)

Try a normal name. Those are out of fashion. John, Robert, William, Henry, Thomas, etc.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 6 monthsOct 11, 2023 02:59:49 ago (+1/-0)

Heinrich

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 6 monthsOct 11, 2023 02:56:59 ago (+1/-0)

Lord Vigo

[ - ] olinneserpona 2 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 11:57:03 ago (+2/-0)

I don't usually give fagotts advice, but how about "Djikson"?

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 11:43:06 ago (+3/-1)*

I tend to like some of the common Biblical names, but not because they're Biblical. Samuel (Sam) is a good example. It's just a strong name. Matthew (Matt). John.

I also tend to like Irish names for boys. Liam. Brian. Connor. Nash.

Two Scot and North English names I like are Landon and Lawson.

Just go with something that sounds strong and don't make everyone you know secretly cringe by being too clever.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 12:28:45 ago (+2/-0)

NO.

NOT CONNOR.

EVERY CONNOR, CONNER, OR CON-AIR I'VE KNOWN IS A LITTLE SHIT.

Only decent Connor I ever knew was in Assassin's Creed III, and he killed his own dad for basically no reason.

[ + ] CHIRO

[ - ] CHIRO 4 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 12:31:31 ago (+4/-0)*

I love the way personal experiences with other people can ruin certain names. I used to like the name Troy until I knew an absolute menace called Troy.

Hey, as long as the name doesn't follow some awful trend like Aiden, Cayden, Brayden, Jayden, it'll probably be alright.

By God, don't you bring Con Air into this. You leave the title of that perfect film out of your mouth, lol.

[ + ] FacelessOne

[ - ] FacelessOne 2 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 12:45:58 ago (+2/-0)

Nobody moves or the Bunny gets it!

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 20:38:19 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah my eldest wants to name our coming son after a video game character, problem that neither me or my husband have told her is is that it's my ex's name.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 20:36:06 ago (+0/-0)

lol good to know. That's why Jack is off the list.

[ + ] Sal_180

[ - ] Sal_180 -2 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 12:59:41 ago (+0/-2)

Most bible names are lame. Conor is the correct spelling. Nash isn't irish. Landon and Lawson aren't scot or Northern English names.

[ + ] CHIRO

[ - ] CHIRO 3 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 13:17:19 ago (+3/-0)

Here's the guy who goes around at birthday parties popping balloons. You want to contradict my 1-pg-Google-tier research on these names? Alright.

But, unless you correct me, I'm just going to say you're full of shit. Somebody online said these names were what I said they were, and for the level of interest I have in this topic, that's sufficient for me. Again, you're free to tell me where those names actually hale from if I am wrong.

[ - ] Thatguy 2 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 11:19:59 ago (+2/-0)

John you can’t go wrong with John. You can call him Johnny while he’s a baby. His future wife will call him Johnny.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 12:30:45 ago (+2/-0)

Johnnnyyyyy guitaaaarrrrrrr.....

[ + ] Thatguy

[ - ] Thatguy 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 12:31:34 ago (+1/-0)

Johnny Rocket!

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 12:36:55 ago (+1/-0)

Johnny.

Just Johnny.

[ + ] Thatguy

[ - ] Thatguy 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 12:39:09 ago (+1/-0)

Ok, I’m okay with that, John.

“Johnny Fever!” I couldn’t resist.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 20:40:50 ago (+0/-0)

Be good be good, be good be good be good, be good be good be good, be good Johhhhhhhhnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyy

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 23:43:41 ago (+1/-0)

Or how about traditional/classic names that have good nicknames for little guys like Maxwell, Samuel, Richard, Frederick, Michael. Then he can be professional on a business card but Ricky/Freddie/Mikey with friends.

[ + ] SmartArseWhiteBoy

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2023 00:30:03 ago (+0/-0)

Richard? Good nickname?

[ - ] SmartArseWhiteBoy 1 point 6 monthsOct 11, 2023 03:42:53 ago (+1/-0)

He likes Dick.

[ + ] Endo_Aryan

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 1 point 6 monthsOct 11, 2023 09:16:12 ago (+1/-0)

Ricky, but that's because I love Trailer Park Boys

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 23:36:30 ago (+1/-0)

Brock, Chad, Bruce, Rock... something undoubtedly male

[ + ] GoyimNose_1948

[ - ] GoyimNose_1948 1 point 6 monthsOct 11, 2023 11:09:41 ago (+1/-0)

Bruce is a good name.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 6 monthsOct 12, 2023 17:18:29 ago (+1/-0)

It was tarnished by homos

[ - ] Trope 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 22:48:18 ago (+1/-0)

Absolutely no pussy Millennial names:

Aiden, Kaiden, Braiden, Keagan, Burgen, Jordan, Jaden, Jayden, Hayley, Kaylee, Paisley, Kayden, Peyden, Austin, Cooper, or any instance where you take a last name and make it a first name: Quinn. Dalton.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 11, 2023 00:31:13 ago (+0/-0)

Those all scream American to me not Millennial... and thus would get bullied even as a baby.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 18:06:47 ago (+1/-0)

Lord Vigo

https://files.catbox.moe/d6bv65.jpeg

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 6 monthsOct 12, 2023 17:20:47 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Scyber 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 17:28:28 ago (+1/-0)

Seven.
https://youtu.be/NRUdaWZ4FN0?si=bY8o_O66FheHDqO_

[ - ] goatfugee12 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 16:53:38 ago (+2/-1)

Alexander the Great - call him alec, alex, or zander.
Claudius exiled the jews from Rome - Call him Claude?
Hadrian warred with the jews - call him Adrian?
Titus put down a kike revolt.
Julius is aryan name, Marcus
Augustus call him Auggie? lol

Anything from white history Greek, Roman, English, or German.

Walter call him Walt

[ + ] Peleg

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 20:03:10 ago (+2/-1)

"Augustus call him Auggie?"

Why not call him Gus?

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 20:45:35 ago (+2/-1)

Hadrian is actually on the list already! I suggested Haydee or "Haddy" as nicknames, I would think more about the first nickname spelling if we picked it, as I'd probably use that more.

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 23:39:06 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] I_am_baal 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 16:01:53 ago (+2/-1)

Alexander
-Latin form of the Greek name Alexandros, "I defend man."

Damian
-A name of Greek origin, meaning “to tame, subdue”. It is related to the Greek word ‘daman,’ meaning “to subdue, tame, or control.”

Finley
-A Scottish name meaning "fair haired warrior".

Liam
-A name of German origin meaning: “resolute protector”.

Oliver
-A name of Latin origin, meaning “olive tree”. The olive tree is a symbol of fruitfulness, beauty, and dignity.

Magnus
-Latin word for grand.

Wyatt
-It's an English name. The literal meaning is "Brave at war".

Florian
—A name with Latin origins that means "flowering" or "flourishing."

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 15:52:57 ago (+1/-0)

Calculator.

[ + ] goatfugee12

[ - ] goatfugee12 2 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 16:54:28 ago (+2/-0)

they aren't Japanese

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 15:46:16 ago (+2/-1)

Hadrain.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 15:36:29 ago (+1/-0)*

A male’s name should have a one syllable short name of the name

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 20:56:43 ago (+1/-0)

I'm a fancy Australian, I like long names but a good nick name is an absolute must because everyone will get one whether they like it or not.

[ + ] CoronaHoax

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 21:26:25 ago (+0/-0)

Just think to yourself all the successful men you know. Better chances are every single one has a good one syllable nick name.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 14:11:27 ago (+2/-1)

'Cunt'

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 16:42:10 ago (+3/-1)

Cuntiminus

[ - ] deleted 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 13:56:36 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] Garrett 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 13:34:48 ago (+2/-1)

What about Mason?

[ - ] Greasy 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 12:43:33 ago (+2/-1)

Tyrone, Jamal, Jontavious, Quon'trell... I mean, if a white boy has the name, then the name in question is by definition a white boy name, correct?

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 4 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 14:30:34 ago (+4/-0)

I actually worked with a nigger named jontavious

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 6 monthsOct 12, 2023 17:23:50 ago (+0/-0)

My first job was being a pharmacy technician and this niglet’s name was Magnificent Brown. All I could think of was a monumental turd that somebody deuced in middle school. It was so huge it got reported back to the lunchroom and many of us went to witness it. Fucking thing was over a foot long and protruded above the water.

[ - ] Cunt [op] 2 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 20:52:30 ago (+2/-0)

That's not how that works.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 11:41:00 ago (+2/-1)

John, Danny, Jake, Jäger (Americanize it, Jaeger), TITUS OF ROME, etc.

[ + ] CHIRO

[ - ] CHIRO 8 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 11:47:00 ago (+8/-0)*

Teacher: "Class, has anybody seen TITUS OF ROME anywhere?"

Student A: "Look! He's over there hitting the Synagogue with rocks!"

Teacher: "Oh, that TITUS OF ROME, he just can't let Judea stand!"

(All laugh. Theme from Andy Griffith Show begins as credits roll.)

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 12:27:00 ago (+1/-1)

Lol, yup, that's exactly the absurdity I was thinking of when typing that out.

I can just imagine a teacher belting that out as loud as possible.

Get the boy into lifting weights when he's around 10 or so and one just might find a spiritual successor to his Awesomeity Titus himself.

[ - ] stonecoldben 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 11:36:18 ago (+1/-0)

Benjamin. I like Marcus too

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 11:28:45 ago (+2/-1)

Name him something like Carlos, Tyrone, Abdul, or Chang.

It would be very good for his future.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 11:18:49 ago (+3/-2)

Percival is a good name. You could call him Perry as a nickname.
James is a good strong name too.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 11:12:21 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] Nietzsche 0 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 20:07:53 ago (+1/-1)

Asa
Archibald
Christopher
Frederick
Pascal
Pascual
Xenophon

IDK FING KNOW....

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 20:06:58 ago (+0/-0)

ARE YOU MISSGENDERING YOUR OWN CHILD!!?
HOW DARE YOU!
YOU MUST WAIT AND LET THIS CHILD CHOOSE IT'S GENDER! THEN YOU CAN GIVE A PROPER NAME THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE ACCEPTED WHEN THIS CHILD GETS OLDER!!!

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 10, 2023 20:54:52 ago (+1/-0)

Okay, how about Jamie or Alex or Sam?

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 6 monthsOct 12, 2023 17:26:23 ago (+0/-0)

Every Jamie I’ve known was a faggot or a girl