The chirp saga just gets better and better - Upgoat

The home fire death rate for African American children under 15 (14.6 deaths per million population) was four times the rate of 3.5 for white children the same age. African American adults 65 and older had a home fire death rate of 56.3 deaths per million, three times the 17.7 rate of white older adults.

Lol fire be raycis and sheeeit. Must be dem KKK space lasers.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 17:26:26 ago (+1/-0)

Kek

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 20:42:14 ago (+0/-0)

Jamaal Bowman confused wether we are talking about door handles or delaying votes.

Aymah finna jess pull diss won deyt seyz F I R E cuh yall niggaz knoe dass allai spit nigggaaaa wuuuuut!?

CHIRP CHIRP NIGGAZ!

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 23:16:00 ago (+0/-0)

Could be from kangs heating their apartments with the burners on gas ranges.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 11:43:33 ago (+0/-0)

I'm certain that the non functional smoke detectors are a significant factor.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 5 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 15:54:35 ago (+5/-0)

So we're going to see $300 over-engineered, 99% battery by weight, hallway chirpers.

I can't see how this could cause any issues.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 9 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 16:00:39 ago (+9/-0)

It's chirpcago now. Shrugs

[ + ] Cantaloupe

[ - ] Cantaloupe 5 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 18:03:56 ago (+5/-0)

If it gets hot they'll cause fires

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 18:15:02 ago (+1/-0)

More so than you would think at first. Batteries are dangerous. Larger ones are more dangerous. They contain more energy, are used for longer times, cycles, and duties.

When the larger ones go, they release a lot more energy, caustic chemicals, fumes, and fires. And when they explode they don't just go pop.

And the old ones don't get replaced as often. This is important in keeping them from failing inside your home. And why you should properly dispose of them. So that they don't cause fires at the dump.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 20:46:00 ago (+1/-0)

EVs sound like a blaze of glorious climate change!

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 21:10:17 ago (+0/-0)

Indeed. That's why the firefighters don't bother putting them out. They simply aren't equipped for it. Nobody is.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 22:09:14 ago (+0/-0)

They simply aren't equipped for it.

Troons your thoughts?

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 18:42:40 ago (+3/-0)

"T-minus 10 years until the great chirping"

Hahahahaha!!!

Now chirpcongo will be "forced" to raise taxes in order to put those things in nigger dwellings.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 18:45:37 ago (+0/-0)

Figured that's part of the money laundering plan

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 20:52:03 ago (+0/-0)

You cant put a price on Utopia

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 3 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 17:43:06 ago (+3/-0)

This has absolutely nothing to do with niggers or your safety. What this is is another way to slowly erode your privacy. See here in Australia, they already made this swap and have made it illegal to use the old styled battery smoke alarms. This is so that the landlord can make routine house checks without giving notice. They can claim that the wifi signal from the smoke alarm isn't working and send a friendly technician over to check it out. Not allowed to refuse the tech to enter the premises to verify that the smoke alarm is in working order.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 18:37:32 ago (+1/-0)*

That's really fucked mate. They did a number on you guys since covid. Before as well, but you were like ground zero guinea pigs... Netherlands got the farming shit test... Europe nigger test... Canada faggot test... America retard test... We're all really a connected venn diagram

At least you don't have senator Fetterneck. I feel bad for his Tailor

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 20:48:21 ago (+1/-0)

Parroted kangajew line

Eeetz ferrhouwahhh sayyyftee mayyyyyte!

[ + ] GetFuckedCunt

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 18:57:51 ago (+0/-0)

I think all White nations are hurting but the kikes have designed it in such a way that majority are placated as long as there is some footy on TV, beer in the fridge and enough money in the bank to pay the bills.

My hope for Australia did plummet when a good 95%+ folded and started wearing the masks, I thought for sure more Aussies would have stood up for themselves but nope. Australia is a sinking ship, I would jump off but where is there to swim to?

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 22:00:53 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, really hurt the Australian image... Aren't we all living some bizarre humiliation ritual

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 20:50:22 ago (+0/-0)

Venn diagramz are the legit ever fleek RN!

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 13:32:14 ago (+1/-0)

In 10 years chicago is going to send out a sound wave that aliens light years away will spend millennia attempting to analyze.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2023 14:55:02 ago (+0/-0)

Comment of the day

[ - ] con77 2 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 17:21:42 ago (+2/-0)

T minus post of the year

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 17:25:45 ago (+0/-0)

It's close with this one. How ya been con

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=65198ed2d9e9c

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 16:51:24 ago (+2/-0)

Does any battery last 10 years? I fucking hate commies, and I especially hate retarded commies.

[ + ] Prairie

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 18:40:15 ago (+0/-0)

Lithium-based batteries do. Smoke detectors use very little power.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 2 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 16:40:38 ago (+2/-0)

They sell those things in California.Government needs to stay the FUCK out of my home. They have come down in price but I have seen them around $100 each.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 16:47:58 ago (+1/-0)

I had to look it up. It literally became law in Illinois Jan 1 this year

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 18:17:53 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, I wouldn't buy them. Get the one's with the batteries you replace once a year. It keeps the costs down, and gets old, possibly failing, batteries out of your home. Especially if you pick a day once a year to just replace all the batteries.

That and you can afford to buy more of them. It's a good idea to have more than the bare minimum for this sort of thing. And it's a good idea to replace the units every ~5-10 years. Yes, all of them.

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 21:50:40 ago (+1/-0)

And now smoke alarms are going to be 5x more expensive. Paying the nigger tax.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 21:58:20 ago (+1/-0)

The white man's burden chirp

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 14:57:27 ago (+1/-0)

They should have mandated that the low battery alarm be much more offensive

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 16:30:18 ago (+3/-0)

Maybe if they mandated the chirp be changed to "NIGGER!"?

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 1 point 7 monthsOct 2, 2023 17:23:45 ago (+1/-0)