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how do I disable a neighbors loud speaker on a roof

submitted by anon to askanon 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 21:22:16 ago (+2/-0)     (askanon)



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[ - ] anon 2537389 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 10:33:41 ago (+2/-0)

high-powered laser:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMVWW-bmKwQ

you'll pop the speaker cone and blow the sound, making it annoying to even the neighbor

[ - ] anon 2537389 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 10:37:57 ago (+0/-0)

better yet, use this trick to redirect the laser into his window to add a little light-show to the sound: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRKP3-0tfVY

[ - ] anon 2047651 [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2023 10:25:46 ago (+0/-0)

Questions

1. Would the laser work on a speaker mounted on a roof two stories high if I point it from the ground?

2. Why the fuck did styro point the laser at his arm in the video you posted?

3. What laser do I buy?

[ - ] anon 3945127 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 09:47:53 ago (+0/-0)

Go all out with a grappling hook

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 02:55:08 ago (+0/-0)

Notify them once. Then call the cops on the non-emergency line for noise disturbance, get a copy of the paperwork. Then talk to a lawyer. Failing that, .22lr works well, and some models are nearly silent assuming you get the proper oil filter on it.

[ - ] anon 3109657 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 00:51:54 ago (+1/-0)

12ga

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 00:27:16 ago (+1/-0)

Have louder speakers pointed back at it

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 22:23:55 ago (+0/-0)

Put a louder speaker on your roof and convert to islam. Play the call to prayer on the hour every hour. If they are all sand niggers then fish in a barrel.

[ - ] anon 3170142 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 22:20:01 ago (+2/-0)

kek I used one back when my neighbors dogs barked all night every night. If I can't sleep NO ONE DOES. I played the most annoying sounds on Youtube for little spurts at different times. I can be petty. They did something with their fuckin dogs and the barking was cut down by 88%.

To answer your question, get bigger directional speaker and 1000 watt amp and hook computer into it. Play the most annoying shit you can find. Fight stupid with stupid, I say!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 00:29:04 ago (+1/-0)

If the target is non white then any old classical orchestral music works well.

That being said Abu graib apparently entertained inmates with the sesame street theme....

[ - ] anon 3632389 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 00:54:27 ago (+0/-0)

hahahha!

[ - ] anon 1855619 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 08:44:22 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] anon 1477102 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 22:00:42 ago (+0/-0)

Move

[ - ] anon 1110998 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 21:44:26 ago (+2/-0)

knock on their door and tell them it bothers you

[ - ] anon 1259502 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 21:44:54 ago (+0/-0)

Oh, no, I don't think that will work at all!

[ - ] anon 3632389 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 00:52:47 ago (+0/-0)

Knock on their door and tell them it bothers you. Be very nice. The next time you here the speaker throw a nice smooth river rock through their window at 3am. Keep doing this until the loudspeaker stays off.

[ - ] anon 3272818 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 21:40:02 ago (+1/-0)

Fill the speaker horn, and/or box cavity with aerosol insulation.

That will absolutely trash the entire thing beyond repair.

[ - ] anon 2047651 [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 30, 2023 10:29:23 ago (+0/-0)

What brand?

[ - ] anon 1512646 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 21:38:38 ago (+0/-0)

I knew what the fucking responses would be so I figured I'd up it....CALL IN AN AIRSTRIKE.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 00:30:13 ago (+0/-0)

Get on 4chan and give 'ivan' the coordinates.

It worked for cratering Isis training camps that were being freely advertised on YouTube.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 21:37:00 ago (+0/-0)

Call in a drone strike.

[ - ] anon 3008824 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 21:24:27 ago (+0/-0)

Improve your shooting accuracy in 1 easy step.

Start shooting. ;P

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 21:23:01 ago (+3/-0)

.22lr should do the job.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 21:36:10 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, I was gonna say 30.06 but you do you.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 22:18:36 ago (+2/-0)

Spending $1.00 on a $0.05 cent problem, huh?
You must be from the gubbermint.