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The hive mind has been disturbed!!

It would be funny to do that while poorly cosplaying as a jew. When someone inevitably says "You're not actually jewish!", that activates the trap card. You insist that you are and that you have your papers. Pull out a Talmud (and a Torrah too if they repeat themselves at any point), and start reading the nastiest stuff in there like...


Study these quotations of the Jewish bible (Talmud/Torah). When the Jewish and their servants respond in denunciation of this post, ignore them. THEY WILL DO IN OBEDIENCE TO LIBBRE DAVID 37 (No. 11 BELOW).

#1. Sanhedrin 59a: "Murdering Goyim (Gentiles) is like killing a wild animal."

#2. Aboda Sarah 37a: "A Gentile girl who is three years old can be violated."

#3. Yebamoth 11b: "Sexual intercourse with a little girl is permitted if she
is three years of age."

#4. Abodah Zara 26b: "Even the best of the Gentiles should be killed."

#5. Yebamoth 98a: "All gentile children are animals."

#6. Schulchan Aruch, Johre Deah, 122: "A Jew is forbidden to drink from a
glass of wine which a Gentile has touched, because the touch has made the wine unclean."

#7. Baba Necia 114, 6: "The Jews are human beings, but the nations of the
world are not human beings but beasts."

#8. Simeon Haddarsen, fol. 56-D: "When the Messiah comes every Jew will have
2800 slaves."

#9. Abodah Zarah 36b: "[The daughters of the Gentiles] should be considered
as in the state of niddah [filth] from their cradle."

#10. Libbre David 37: "To communicate anything to a Goy about our religious
relations would be equal to the killing of all Jews, for if the Goyim knew what we teach about them, they would kill us openly."

#11. Libbre David 37: "If a Jew be called upon to explain any part of the
rabbinic books, he ought to give only a false explanation. Who ever will
violate this order shall be put to death."

#12. Sanhedrin 59a: "A goy (Gentile) who pries into The Law (Talmud) is guilty of death."

#13. Schabouth Hag. 6d: "Jews may swear falsely by use of subterfuge wording."

#14. Hilkkoth Akum X1: "Do not save Goyim in danger of death."

#15. Sanhedrin 54b: A Jew may have sex with a child as long as the child is
less than nine years old.

#16. Choschen Hamm 388, 15: "If it can be proven that someone has given the
money of Israelites to the Goyim, a way must be found after prudent
consideration to wipe him off the face of the earth."

#17. Choschen Hamm 266,1: "A Jew may keep anything he finds which belongs to the Akum (Gentile). For he who returns lost property (to Gentiles) sins against the Law by increasing the power of the transgressors of the Law. It is praiseworthy, however, to return lost property if it is done to honor the name of God, namely, if by so doing, Christians will praise the Jews and look upon them as honorable people."

#18. Szaaloth-Utszabot, The Book of Jore Dia 17: "A Jew should and must make a false oath when the Goyim asks if our books contain anything against them."

#19. Nidrasch Talpioth, p. 225-L: "Jehovah created the non-Jew in human form so that the Jew would not have to be served by beasts. The non-Jew is
consequently an animal in human form, and condemned to serve the Jew day and
night."

#20. Gad. Shas. 2:2: "A Jew may violate but not marry a non-Jewish girl."

#21. Tosefta. Aboda Zara B, 5: "If a goy kills a goy or a Jew, he is
responsible; but if a Jew kills a goy, he is NOT responsible."

#22. Schulchan Aruch, Choszen Hamiszpat 388: "It is permitted to kill a Jewish denunciator everywhere. It is permitted to kill him even before he denounces."

#23. Schulchan Aruch, Choszen Hamiszpat 348: "All property of other nations belongs to the Jewish nation, which, consequently, is entitled to seize upon it without any scruples."

#24. Tosefta, Abda Zara VIII, 5: "How to interpret the word 'robbery.' A goy
is forbidden to steal, rob, or take women slaves, etc., from a goy or from a Jew. But a Jew is NOT forbidden to do all this to a goy."

#25. Seph. Jp., 92, 1: "God has given the Jews power over the possessions and blood of all nations."

#26. Schulchan Aruch, Choszen Hamiszpat 156: "When a Jew has a Gentile in his clutches, another Jew may go to the same Gentile, lend him money and in turn deceive him, so that the Gentile shall be ruined. For the property of a Gentile, according to our law, belongs to no one, and the first Jew that passes has full right to seize it."

#27. Nedarim 23b: "He who desires that none of his vows made during the year be valid, let him stand at the beginning of the year and declare, 'Every vow which I may make in the future shall be null'. His vows are then invalid."

#28. Hilkkoth Akum X1: "Show no mercy to the Goyim."

#29. Menahoth 43b-44a: A Jewish man is obligated to say the following prayer
every day: "Thank you God for not making me a slave, a woman, or a gentile."

Well Australians don't wear deodorant if you really want to know why they were hesitant.

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