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Scientist tests bullet-proof charm on himself. Dies.

submitted by TheGreatWar to Niggers 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 17:31:39 ago (+38/-2)     (www.documentingreality.com)

https://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f166/man-bulletproof-charm-shot-dead-demonstration-248169/



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[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 19 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 18:09:12 ago (+19/-0)

What an idiot. His charm was supposed to be bulletproof, but he was shot with a shotgun shell. The witch doctor would need to cast a totally different spell for that.

[ - ] BulletStopper 6 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 21:03:12 ago (+6/-0)*

Ran into this same sort of silliness in Liberia, Mali, and Niger.

The witch-doctors excuse for the charm not working is always the same too.

See, the power of the charm is based upon the wearers belief in it. If he got shot, it's not because the charm was faulty, it's because he didn't believe hard enough.

Testing it like that means that he had doubts. And that's why it failed.

Also, if you see them with various colored bits of string or ribbon tied to their AK's, those are charms too.
They're counter-charms to beat the bullet-proofing charms.

Which is also provides another handy excuse for the witch-doctors when their "bullet-proof" charm fails.

"Hey, sorry bruh, but the other guy's faith in his counter-charmed AK was stronger than your faith in the "bullet-proof" charm."

"Fortunately, I just got in a brand new batch of counter-counter-charms, and for a very reasonable price too."

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 23:08:15 ago (+3/-0)

it's because he didn't believe hard enough.

Like covidiots that can't forget hard enough about imposed bioweapon tyranny.

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 2 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 21:11:56 ago (+2/-0)

That's way smarter than I'd credit a nigger for being, but I guess they have to learn something at witch medical school. I've seen pics of those crazy africans battling in wedding dresses and evening gowns for protection, so nigger luck logic runs deep. Coincidentally, this same tactic of "it didn't work because you didn't believe" is also employed by faith healer crooks around the world.

[ - ] TheYiddler 2 points 7 monthsSep 21, 2023 07:47:51 ago (+2/-0)

Niggers can't aim so most battles are loud and obnoxious and if someone dies, it wasn't because he didn't take cover but because magic because his nine buddies didn't die.

[ - ] The_Reunto 3 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 18:38:04 ago (+3/-0)

That shell must have been loaded with mistletoe

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 2 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 19:11:59 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 23:06:32 ago (+1/-0)

Duhhhh anyone that lives in a tribal society in the 21 century would believe this.

[ - ] lord_nougat 11 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 18:03:14 ago (+11/-0)

I appreciate their approach to the scientific method.

[ - ] I_am_baal 6 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 20:21:40 ago (+6/-0)

I would like to fund their research.

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 23:10:38 ago (+4/-0)

You're the wrong color and you don't believe in the healing power of sucking shit out of a cows ass.

[ - ] I_am_baal 3 points 7 monthsSep 21, 2023 00:21:31 ago (+3/-0)

Sheeeeeeeeeit

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 11 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 17:48:55 ago (+11/-0)

It’s really quite incomprehensible how we even share a planet with a group of organisms as retarded as this.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 11 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 18:24:25 ago (+11/-0)

At least for all the grief they cause, they're mildly entertaining at times. Absolutely nobody fucks niggers up more than niggers, and every once in a while it's pretty fun to watch.

Fuckin retards.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 23:11:18 ago (+2/-0)

I mean.......the president. 👀

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 10 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 18:04:38 ago (+10/-0)

There's something not right about this...I know for a fact that charm rituals are flawless if performed properly, it could be that the sister was gang raped only 30 times rather than the required 33 times or maybe the tribesmen didn't know which doctor was the witch doctor from whom which was impersonating a watch doctor who couldn't tell time...eventually they'll get it right, it may take a while but practice makes perfect....NEXT.

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 21:06:52 ago (+3/-0)

Well, to be fair, it's also getting harder and harder to get good, high quality, albino nigger liver these days, so...

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 23:09:45 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] coldsoak 9 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 18:25:16 ago (+9/-0)

This will be a great setback for the African space program!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 23:12:24 ago (+1/-0)

Dem eeengyneerz gone be peeeeeissd!

[ - ] observation1 0 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2023 14:43:46 ago (+0/-0)

Somebody tried to use ai to translate.


" Towards the end of the transcript, Speaker 1 mentions washing one's life and makes a reference to Allah and daddy. Speaker 1 also mentions "the judgment." It is difficult to determine the subject or context of this statement without further information. "

[ - ] con77 5 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 17:57:22 ago (+5/-0)

baltimore be gettin stoopid yo!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 23:12:50 ago (+1/-0)

Frfr 💯

[ - ] Hand_Of_Node 5 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 17:40:09 ago (+5/-0)

What bad luck.

[ - ] NoRefunds 4 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 23:30:14 ago (+4/-0)

Damn, well, keep testing! You'll get it eventually

[ - ] observation1 4 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 18:07:17 ago (+4/-0)

this where the phrase worked like a charm comes from?

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 23:13:18 ago (+1/-0)

No that's the cereal.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 23:05:46 ago (+3/-0)

The scientism is settled!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 20:02:41 ago (+3/-0)

Happy ending.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 3 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 19:41:11 ago (+3/-0)

Many great scientific advances come at a terrible cost. Rest in Peace Mr. N'Dumbo , your sacrifice was not in vain.

[ - ] Merlynn 2 points 7 monthsSep 21, 2023 05:56:14 ago (+2/-0)

I like how they didn't test it with something survivable like a .22 to the foot. No,get the shotgun and blast it right into his torso.

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 18:57:02 ago (+3/-0)

I don't think it was the charms fault. I believe the charm works just fine. It was his fault. I would say that if one of the others uses it it would work. I believe all of them should try it!

[ - ] Ex_hack 3 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 17:39:40 ago (+3/-0)

No big loss

[ - ] Scyber 2 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 23:59:25 ago (+2/-0)

Stupid voodoo jigaboos.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 23:00:27 ago (+2/-0)

Baggy Wakandan future tech T-shirt did not stop birdshot.

[ - ] Moravian 2 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 21:25:42 ago (+2/-0)

It's almost 2024 and there are still people like this on the planet.

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 23:16:07 ago (+4/-0)

The last 3 years proved this.

[ - ] BohMoon 2 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 20:27:10 ago (+2/-0)

Hey hey hey isn't that "Mushmouth"

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 23:17:21 ago (+1/-0)

Wibbit yoobboo tawlkin abbbibout?

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 7 monthsSep 21, 2023 12:09:04 ago (+0/-0)

Fat Albert

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 7 monthsSep 21, 2023 12:09:54 ago (+0/-0)

No class

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 19:08:42 ago (+2/-0)

If he truly believed in the charm's efficacy, why would he test it?

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 23:14:42 ago (+3/-0)

Maybe if he wore a mask and stood 6 feet away it'd work betterestister.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 20:43:06 ago (+1/-0)

Watts.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 23:15:14 ago (+2/-0)

Nigga

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 23:40:03 ago (+1/-0)

No. NIGGER!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 7 monthsSep 21, 2023 22:17:03 ago (+1/-0)

Mah nigga!

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 7 monthsSep 21, 2023 22:26:47 ago (+0/-0)

Muh

NIGGER!!!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 22:53:43 ago (+0/-0)

Shup shun?!

[ - ] observation1 2 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 18:09:07 ago (+2/-0)

Guy wearing the charm lived. So it worked?

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 7 monthsSep 21, 2023 05:55:23 ago (+0/-0)

He did not.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 7 monthsSep 21, 2023 13:41:54 ago (+0/-0)

The charm being the mask? What was the charm.

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 7 monthsSep 21, 2023 15:17:24 ago (+0/-0)

I don't know but it doesn't matter because he dead.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 7 monthsSep 21, 2023 15:45:48 ago (+0/-0)

Not the guy wearing the charm on his head

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 03:52:39 ago (+0/-0)

He wasn't the one shot.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 7 monthsSep 22, 2023 10:15:45 ago (+0/-0)

So it worked

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2023 08:19:38 ago (+0/-0)

You weren't hit by a shot that wasn't aimed at you. That certainly sounds like nigger logic.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2023 11:42:18 ago (+0/-0)

you dont know where it was pointed. if it was a shotgun, youd figure theyd both be shot. Point being: the guy with the charm lived.

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2023 13:42:11 ago (+0/-0)

Well,the story says the guy with the charm died. So no,it wasn't the mask.
Continue thread

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 7 monthsSep 21, 2023 00:29:09 ago (+1/-0)

LOL at the way the shot nigger, freezes for a couple of seconds like he's confused, before stumbling to the ground.

DM: "Roll your attack."
Shooter: "20"
DM: "You hit him, roll for damage."
Shot Nigger: "Naw man, hol up, I is wearing my T-Shirt of Bullet Deflection, that shit can't hit me."
DM: "The rulebook says that a roll of natural 20 is always a success. You dead nigga."
Shot Nigger: "Fuck this shit."

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 1 point 7 monthsSep 20, 2023 21:37:36 ago (+1/-0)

White man magik is always superior to evil negroid black magik and will always bypass black magik.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 7 monthsSep 21, 2023 06:17:23 ago (+0/-0)

Religion is even dumber when niggers practice it