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What's the best way to get a begging hippie off your doorstep?

submitted by Bonanza to Jokes 1.8 yearsSep 12, 2023 21:34:51 ago (+11/-1)     (Jokes)

Just pay for the pizza, and close the door!


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[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 12, 2023 22:56:20 ago (+1/-0)

New Moon soon:

Nearly posted:

“Blow him away with a sawed off shotgun; then plant a stolen pistol on the carcass.”

Then realized it was a joke.

Earth humor! Ark! Ark!

Back to maintenance mode.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 3 points 1.8 yearsSep 12, 2023 23:14:00 ago (+3/-0)

Yabba Dabba DOOOOOO!

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 3 points 1.8 yearsSep 12, 2023 23:12:42 ago (+3/-0)

That's not bad! 😂

[ - ] Bonanza [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 12, 2023 23:30:42 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks!

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 13, 2023 04:22:09 ago (+0/-0)

Drive the jews off the planet.

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 14, 2023 09:23:23 ago (+2/-0)

Offer him a job?

[ - ] Bonanza [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 14, 2023 09:33:39 ago (+0/-0)

That would work too.