like the title says the man goes to the doctor with his wife. after many tests and hours the doctor comes to the man with grave news. the doctor says your wife either has dimentia or aids. the man says what should I do?
the doctor says drive your wife to a place nearby but that she's never been to before. if she comes back home, don't fuck her.
That's not a good joke. It has all the right pieces, but it's assembled wrong.
A woman tells her husband she's sick, and she needs to go to the doctor. For moral support, she really needs him to come along. The doctor runs some tests, and after a really expensive six hours he asks the husband to talk privately. Doctor says, look I'm not supposed to do this, but man to man your wife is either crazy or she has AIDS. "What should I do?" Says the man in distress "I don't know" says the Doctor "But whatever you do, don't fuck her"
[ + ] Bufordxl
[ - ] Bufordxl 2 points 8 monthsSep 8, 2023 00:01:03 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry
[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 8 monthsSep 8, 2023 00:41:39 ago (+1/-0)
A woman tells her husband she's sick, and she needs to go to the doctor. For moral support, she really needs him to come along. The doctor runs some tests, and after a really expensive six hours he asks the husband to talk privately. Doctor says, look I'm not supposed to do this, but man to man your wife is either crazy or she has AIDS.
"What should I do?"
Says the man in distress
"I don't know" says the Doctor
"But whatever you do, don't fuck her"
I know, needs work. I'm polishing a turd here.
[ + ] Her0n
[ - ] Her0n 2 points 8 monthsSep 8, 2023 03:42:43 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry
[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 8 monthsSep 8, 2023 05:34:21 ago (+2/-0)
Jokes are like pigs, sure you get a good idea about how it works by dissecting it, but that kills the pig.
[ + ] Her0n
[ - ] Her0n 1 point 7 monthsSep 8, 2023 18:02:37 ago (+1/-0)