One of the best survival plants - Upgoat

So, you're drinking urine to survive and decide that you're so hungry that you need eat a cat tail. So you whip up some garlic butter sauce, slather it on your cat tail, and eat it like corn on the cob?

Did you even bother to watch the video?

cat tails are delicious boiled

He said that.

[ + ] Motorweed

[ - ] Motorweed [op] 5 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2023 18:03:46 ago (+5/-0)

He explains to skeptics like you how to prepare it and try it.

Many dumb people will go to swamp and start chewing them uncooked.

Just try it and report back.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2023 21:27:02 ago (+0/-0)

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Chokes to death.

IQ points increase the world over.

[ + ] FreeinTX

[ - ] FreeinTX -2 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2023 18:08:16 ago (+2/-4)

No. He's a fucking troll and he's getting a laugh at the idea that you're gonna put that nasty shit in your mouth.

Hey, did you know that the new Apple phones can be charged quickly and safely in the microwave? Try it, and report back.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 7 monthsSep 7, 2023 21:29:43 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] Hand_Of_Node

[ - ] Hand_Of_Node 3 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2023 20:33:25 ago (+3/-0)

cat tails are delicious boiled

He's just bad at making videos. The part that's edible after boiling is the 'potato-like' tuber of the plant.

He also didn't explain the actual cat tail is definitely not edible after it turns to fluff. Maybe while still green? You'd still want to check the rubble for more canned foods first.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 7 monthsSep 7, 2023 21:22:29 ago (+1/-0)

Better than boiling shoe leather. Shoe leather probably has more nutrients than all goyslop.

[ + ] Prairie

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 7 monthsSep 8, 2023 11:46:08 ago (+0/-0)

I was waiting for a punchline at the end.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 2 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2023 22:56:05 ago (+2/-0)

There's cattail soup, corn on the cattail, fried cattail, cattail sandwich, candle lit cattail, cattail whiskey, Preparation Cattail...

edit: corndog cattails

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 1 point 7 monthsSep 7, 2023 17:12:11 ago (+1/-0)

Why boil them? It's just a corn dog plant they're already ready to eat.

[ + ] NaturalSelectionistWorker

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 7 monthsSep 7, 2023 17:49:48 ago (+1/-0)

Better than deep fat frying one like a corn dog.

[ + ] recon_johnny

[ - ] recon_johnny 0 points 7 monthsSep 8, 2023 00:47:14 ago (+0/-0)

"I like me a corn dog. Here I am swimmin' around and what do you know! It's a corn dog".

[ - ] killallkikes 0 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2023 22:33:17 ago (+0/-0)

dudes a fucking liar. absolutely zero parts of cattail tastes good. sure, its "edible" so is fucking grass.

[ + ] OoklaTheMok

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 0 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2023 23:16:18 ago (+0/-0)

The root bulbs are good if prepared right. Great spring snack or side to save money

[ - ] LiberalsAreMental 0 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2023 22:21:23 ago (+0/-0)

He SAYS you can eat them, but does not take bite?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2023 21:21:38 ago (+0/-0)

I am Jack's enthusiasm for well (((hidden))) natural occurring food

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2023 20:53:49 ago (+0/-0)

You guys argue about everything.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2023 21:31:18 ago (+0/-0)

No we don't! The newspeak term is healthy jew naming confrontation.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2023 19:36:36 ago (+0/-0)

I hate cat tails. They have cost me so much money in lost lures.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 7 monthsSep 7, 2023 21:33:06 ago (+1/-0)

That....rocks and felled trees you can't see through a murky river bed.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2023 18:53:30 ago (+0/-0)

I'd rather have gmo goyslop

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2023 21:33:39 ago (+0/-0)

It shows

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