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Jew-Jitsu

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Jews 1.7 yearsSep 7, 2023 00:42:37 ago (+2/-2)     (www.facebook.com)

https://www.facebook.com/reel/593621402851181?fs=e&s=TIeQ9V&mibextid=0NULKw

Sorry for the FB link.

Here is the IG: https://www.instagram.com/malachyfriedman/

I have angrily told Jews that their Mossad are faggots and I’d fight two at once and that their Krav Maga is just dirty street fighting, but I think this Jew who is half my size would beat the dog shit out of me in a fair fight. I watched like 5 of his videos and he’s got a serious arsenal of moves. Any Purple belt roughly my size would beat me on the street, but this dude is much, much better. Just keeping it real, my niggers.


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[ - ] con77 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 7, 2023 03:16:57 ago (+0/-0)

THE MOVE IN THAT VID WOULD GET YOUR FACE KICKED IN

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 7, 2023 02:40:56 ago (+0/-0)

I don't know from MMA rules but if you're sitting the ground like that,I'm thinking the way to go is to put my foot on your neck and just push down on it. I also don't see how you're "punching" when I've got 2 hands on your one arm.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 7, 2023 01:18:16 ago (+1/-0)

Reminds me of my younger days when I had a bad temper. I would walk around Boro Park screaming expletives at the local Hasidim. They sicced the Shomrim on me, but they didn’t want any of this smoke. I bellowed out: “I WANT THE CHAMPION JEW! I’LL BEAT THE BEST OF YOU! I’LL BE BACK AT THIS VERY SPOT AT 9PM TOMORROW.”

True to my word, I showed up at 9, and a cadre of angry yarmulkes rounded the corner 2 minutes later. In the midst of them, was the legendary Kikey Kessler. They used to call him “The B’nai Brawler” and “The King of Katz’s” (Delicatessen). He was 6’9” if he was an inch. A mountain of a Moishe. He had to weigh 375. His beard littered with matzoh crumbs and body odor as offensive as one might imagine, he advanced towards me angrily.

TO BE CONTINUED

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 7, 2023 01:15:51 ago (+0/-0)

Pro tip: do not fucking post fb links ffs