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[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 5 points 9 monthsSep 5, 2023 10:54:12 ago (+5/-0)

The warning device that tells me when there's a fire while I sleep is yelling at me for a new battery.

Better ignore it.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 2 points 9 monthsSep 5, 2023 10:52:08 ago (+2/-0)

I put three eggs in a pot full of water placed on the stove set to high

Forgot that I put three eggs in a pot full of water placed on stove set to high

Went to bed

BEEP

BEEP

BEEP

BEEP


BEEP


BEEP

..shouted at no one SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Put a pillow over my head to quiet the noise……ahhhhh that’s better

When I woke up I realized that it was my smoke alarm going off…., oops

Water boiled away. Eggs exploded like hand grenades.

Ceiling looks like a chicken exploded….

[ - ] TheGreatWar 1 point 9 monthsSep 5, 2023 16:09:40 ago (+1/-0)

Ain't nobody got time fo dat!

[ - ] mannerbund 1 point 9 monthsSep 5, 2023 12:12:39 ago (+1/-0)

The comments are fantastic.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation [op] 1 point 9 monthsSep 5, 2023 14:41:22 ago (+1/-0)

The comments that I saw did not disappoint at all. I was kind of surprised.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 9 monthsSep 5, 2023 10:52:40 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] deleted 1 point 9 monthsSep 5, 2023 11:10:10 ago (+1/-0)

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