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POV: You were just born to christian parents

submitted by deleted to Christian 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 12:32:52 ago (+32/-6)     (Christian)

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[ - ] Doglegwarrior 8 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 14:42:31 ago (+8/-0)

Circumcision is an evil Jewish religious ceremony with absolutely zero medical benefits

Learn more about it so you will never be ignorant of how bad it is.

Google Erik clopper and his 2 hour show about every aspect of Circumcision and why every aspect is wrong and lies

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 21:45:25 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks getting the 6 upvotes I used to post this statement weekly it got not traction. Made me smile a little guys I appreciate it

[ - ] JewNitedStates 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 14:27:50 ago (+5/-0)

"It prevents diseases!"

Proven false. America and Israel are almost the only ones doing it. The rest of the world is fine.

"ITS A RELIGIOUS PRACTICE!"

We're not jewish.

"But it'll get infected"

CLEAN THEIR DICK, YOU LAZY CUNT.

"Okay, okay. But it just looks better, alright??"


This practice has to fucking end, bros.

[ - ] Trickthegoyim 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 13:11:19 ago (+4/-2)

That was never a Christian practice until this century. Even now it's just pushed by culture and idiots fall for it

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 6 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 13:29:35 ago (+6/-0)

And yet circumcision is written about in both the old and new testaments.

[ - ] NationalSocialism 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 16:14:38 ago (+5/-0)

It’s literally judaism for gentiles.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 15:43:04 ago (+4/-0)*

There's a holy relic that people have claimed to be the foreskin of christ.

[ - ] Ifuckdolphinseverday 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 16:54:08 ago (+2/-0)

Sounds totally Aryan and not at all jewish

[ - ] HelpAcct123 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 19:39:36 ago (+1/-1)

Paul tells Christians to stop doing it in Galatians. He writes that he is frustrated people keep telling the church in Galatia they need to be circumcised. Paul writes that he wishes those people teaching circumcision would just cut their dicks off.

[ - ] _Obrez 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 21:05:34 ago (+1/-1)

The new testament explicitly states that circumcision is not a Christian practice, it wont get you into heaven and what you need is to be Christian isn't a mark of ethnic difference on your dick but a mark of religious difference in your heart that's what "circumcision of the heart" means in the context of the new testament.

Mind you circumcision has existed in 3 forms and the 2nd and 3rd forms didn't exist in the first century and it is the 2nd form american hospitals perform on infants, most Modern jews perform the 3rd form muslims are still doing the 1st form. 1st removes the tip of the foreskin, 2nd removes the whole foreskin, 3rd takes a small notch out of the tip of the foreskin.

[ - ] Greydragon 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 13:27:23 ago (+5/-3)

"This century" is the 2000s, you dumb Christcuck.

Christcucks can't even do math.

[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 14:03:01 ago (+3/-0)

You're fucking unhinged! Stop drinking bud light!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 14:02:11 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 22:10:34 ago (+0/-0)

You can't even do words - A century is just a hundred years.
when we say the 20th century we are referring to 1900-2000, but when we say this century we refer to just the last 100 years that had past (1923-2023). Just as a decade could be 90s-00s or 95-25, both are valid.
It depends on context, if talking in terms of organized history, we are using the base-ten system of mapping out the general proximity where certain trends could most commonly be found, but we could also be talking about a length of ten or a hundred years that doesn't round itself off at the zeros.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 19:34:09 ago (+0/-0)

Good then we're in agreement and Christians will denounce the practice too, right?

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 12:47:19 ago (+2/-0)

What's your definition of Christian?

I gave birth to a boy at an Episcopal hospital and they didn't do circumcisions.

When I said I don't want him circumcised they misunderstood because drugged and said thats an American practice. We don't do that here.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 13:33:20 ago (+3/-0)

BASED episcopaliens.

[ - ] VitaminSieg -2 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 14:03:27 ago (+1/-3)

Yes, yes, and tell us, how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast?

[ - ] Glowbright 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 15:47:10 ago (+3/-2)

POV: You were just born to christian parents

Let me fix that for you:
POV: You were just born to NPC parents

[ - ] TakeRedPillDaily 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 19:27:31 ago (+0/-0)

I have an uncut schlong. My dick is already not very sensitive. Usually takes me a while of hard pounding to cum. I can't imagine what my dick would be like if I got the chop. I would probably have to violently beat it with a hammer to get any sensation.

[ - ] Razzoriel -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 14:47:56 ago (+1/-2)

Ok rabbi.

[ - ] _Obrez -2 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 20:56:49 ago (+0/-2)

America had near 100% circumcision rate in the 70s, today it's 40% and that just plebs who don't know better.

There is no Christian reason for circumcision.

American circumcision was about john kellogg's belief that you had a limited amount of pleasure you could experience in life and so he believed masturbation was the greatest waste of this pleasure and he advocated for universal circumcision in america and succeeded.

Stop acting like a subversive kike.