As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter… I slid my finger back out, and within seconds, she was going down on me. - Upgoat - "what's upgoat!"

×

Login Register an account

Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules Donate

31

As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter… I slid my finger back out, and within seconds, she was going down on me.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.7 yearsAug 25, 2023 20:33:35 ago (+37/-6) (Jokes)

And I thought to myself, "I really need a new fucking boat!"

24 comments block

sort by: hot new top old low

[ - ] Eliack 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 26, 2023 08:21:18 ago (+2/-1)

Will i ever get tired of downvoting this fag's unfunny sexual jokes?

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 26, 2023 08:27:55 ago (+2/-1)

I took care of that for you.

[ - ] texasblood -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 26, 2023 07:12:31 ago (+1/-2)

"getting wetter and wetter"
Its either wet or it isnt.
Finger blasting a boat as humor suggest desperations

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 26, 2023 09:04:43 ago (+1/-0)

deleted

[ + ] texasblood

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 26, 2023 09:41:45 ago (+1/-1)

Explain
Soap isnt a good surfactant.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 26, 2023 11:01:50 ago (+1/-0)

deleted

[ + ] texasblood

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 26, 2023 11:35:06 ago (+1/-1)

Surfactant is a made up word.
Learn that first.
Soap as a surfactant in many application is counter productive by depleting effectivness

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 26, 2023 06:03:03 ago (+5/-0)

Not funny.
The inuendo is jewish.
I thought better of you, Centaurus.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 26, 2023 07:41:29 ago (+3/-2)

Sorry, next time I will run my joke past you first before posting. Thanks in advance.

[ + ] Puller_of_Noses

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 26, 2023 10:33:55 ago (+2/-0)

Well, you really don't have to. And it would be hard to coordinate... JESUS CHRIST! Have you heard of the ZEBRA MURDERS? Nation of Islam niggers killing White people at random. Men, women and extra points for White children.

This was 50 years ago.

It's gotten worse.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 26, 2023 12:58:37 ago (+0/-0)

I'll bet you weren't even alive 50 years ago. I was. Go lecture some kids.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 25, 2023 23:46:56 ago (+3/-0)

Haha! Very good.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 25, 2023 23:19:38 ago (+4/-0)

That was a great joke! One of your better!

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 6 points 1.7 yearsAug 25, 2023 23:33:04 ago (+7/-1)

PhantomXLII is having a cry about it. ⏬👇⏬

[ + ] PhantomXLII

[ - ] PhantomXLII -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 26, 2023 10:04:10 ago (+0/-1)

Cry? Lol

You're just mad I don't tolerate jewish "humor".

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 26, 2023 12:57:29 ago (+1/-1)

13 hours later and you're still filling the place with tears.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 6 points 1.7 yearsAug 25, 2023 22:49:11 ago (+6/-0)

Degeneracy.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 25, 2023 23:23:13 ago (+3/-2)

Okay Mr Perfect, throw the first stone.

[ + ] Hand_Of_Node

[ - ] Hand_Of_Node 7 points 1.7 yearsAug 26, 2023 00:01:00 ago (+7/-0)

Luckily we just had that 'how to stone' tutorial a couple days ago.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 26, 2023 07:38:52 ago (+2/-2)

I think some of the people here need to "get stoned".

[ - ] Clubberlang 9 points 1.7 yearsAug 25, 2023 22:27:10 ago (+9/-0)

I thought this was about you and fronthole patriots first encounter.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 25, 2023 22:32:53 ago (+4/-0)

When we role-play he wears a wig and I call him Patrietta.

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 25, 2023 22:00:02 ago (+3/-0)

RotFL!...!...!