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Con77 Stopped by the Military Surplus Store

submitted by breh2 to FloridaMan 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 18:16:47 ago (+51/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 10 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 19:19:34 ago (+11/-1)

Mount it on a Toyota.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 22:09:24 ago (+2/-1)

Better than the Florida wheel well neon.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 7 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 18:19:08 ago (+8/-1)

Great for rat problems.

[ - ] lord_nougat 10 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 18:29:04 ago (+10/-0)

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 20:45:22 ago (+3/-1)

^this

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 19:27:21 ago (+1/-0)

Perfect for them!

[ - ] Razzoriel 6 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 19:03:16 ago (+7/-1)

After the reporter asked Florida man why he bought one gatling gun, he answered in a lamenting tone that the second was not available.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 19:23:21 ago (+4/-1)

I guess it is fairly small as far as vulcan-gatling-cannons go.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 5 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 22:01:59 ago (+5/-0)

At 250Lbs. it must be a .22LR.

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 22:21:26 ago (+3/-1)

250 lbs unloaded

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 00:17:16 ago (+2/-0)

250lbs is just for the reciever and barrel cluster of the gun itself, not including the drum and feedway.
M61A1 gun unit: 248 lb
M61A2 gun unit: 202 lb for the light barrel unit, and 228lb for the heavy barrel version.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 04:23:16 ago (+0/-0)

I never signed up to kill people for satan, did you?
Jk mate, better late to knowledge than never.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 04:57:37 ago (+1/-0)

I never signed up to kill people for satan, did you?

No. I did it purely for the money. Not jk.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 19:59:38 ago (+5/-1)

@con77 time for a range day?

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 20:46:58 ago (+2/-1)

I actually went yesterday

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 21:59:13 ago (+3/-1)

Seriously though, I'll buy the ammo and the cigars if you wanna see who's more accurate with their p365

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 22:23:58 ago (+2/-1)

I'm not the shot that I used to be. But Im confident I can ventilate a scumbag fucking with me.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 22:54:50 ago (+3/-1)

I don't care, I just want to shoot guns and smoke cigars. I don't care if you hit the target or not. We can laugh about that later over a beer. You can't be a worse shot than me anyway, I'm a dyslexic, colorblind retard that apparently drinks too much.

If you're ever in the Ocala area hit me up. I'm serious about the cigars and ammo.

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 01:54:27 ago (+2/-0)

Count on it cracker

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 05:30:19 ago (+1/-0)

If you’re ever by jville, hit me up. I am a frequent shopper at cigarbid.com, so I’ve got plenty of sticks. I’ve got plenty of guns, not so much ammo though.

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 14, 2023 17:06:58 ago (+1/-0)

WPWW \o

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 09:12:16 ago (+1/-0)

It’s funny, I’ve only seen one zion DeSantis bumper sticker since I’ve been here and it was partially scratched off. Despite the large number of kikes here, whenever I’ve danced around the Israelis (pun intended), I am surprised at how many people are aware of the JQ. Surprising.

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 17, 2023 16:25:30 ago (+1/-0)

When I bring it up people act like spiders are crawling out of my mouth

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 09:10:41 ago (+0/-0)

o/

[ - ] ruck_feddit 4 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 20:52:13 ago (+4/-0)

I wonder if that air cooling requires jet speeds to effectively cool it. Conny, you buy a fuckin jet, too?

[ - ] con77 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 22:26:23 ago (+4/-1)

Walmart A/C

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 19:33:18 ago (+4/-1)

Florida Man fucking rules !

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 22:10:28 ago (+2/-1)

Florida is now more Texas than Texas.

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 22:24:33 ago (+1/-0)

Fukn A!

[ - ] oyveyo 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 19:35:26 ago (+4/-1)

no immediately plans

nice journalism, shithead

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 20:48:26 ago (+6/-1)

Journalisms am dead.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 22:13:23 ago (+4/-1)

Koerekt

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 22:47:39 ago (+4/-1)

They fired the copy editors first.

[ - ] serfer 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 19:55:15 ago (+4/-1)

Peak Florida man

[ - ] gimpyoldman 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 20:03:22 ago (+3/-0)

Hope he remembered to pay the $200 stamp tax.

[ - ] con77 6 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 20:46:19 ago (+7/-1)

Unconstitutional

[ - ] TheNoticing 5 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 21:14:58 ago (+6/-1)

Taxation is theft.

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 22:11:05 ago (+5/-1)

So is Florida insurance

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 22:25:14 ago (+2/-1)

Can you believe that shit?

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 23:17:10 ago (+2/-1)

Was recently quoted 300/mo

I asked the lady if she'd like the take over my truck payments so I can make the insurance payments.

Sounded like she had a reset and said would you like to proceed?

Hung up these people are infuckingsane.

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 01:53:33 ago (+0/-0)

My mom's is $4k a year. Her neighbors is $6k

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 12:46:15 ago (+0/-0)

For auto only? Why, some stupid "no fault" shit like Michigan or "natural disasters"?

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 21:48:38 ago (+1/-0)

no man. homeowners. I have full coverage truck and harley w/ state farm and Im paying $105

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 22:56:51 ago (+0/-0)

Time to look for a PO box and out of state insurance.

Florida insurance has become a jewish monopoly.

[ - ] BoozyB 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 20:05:15 ago (+4/-1)

Well, I know whose side I'm on.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 00:33:39 ago (+3/-0)

I don't know why you guys are always picking on con77, he seems like such a nice man.

[ - ] con77 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 01:58:19 ago (+3/-0)

Constitutional Conservative.
Christian.
Unapologetic defender of the white race.
Swore an oath as a veteran.
Willing to die on that hill.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 08:38:16 ago (+1/-0)

In the time before Clown World, ripping on people was a form of endearment. (I think) he gets it.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 09:00:36 ago (+0/-0)

But we are all so sensitive now bob. You as a metrosexual man should already know this.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 12:44:37 ago (+1/-0)

Decades of mistakes...

[ - ] Trope 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 19:54:29 ago (+2/-0)

The last time I had any experience with one or these, I was a Snake slithering around Shadow Moses.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 20:28:06 ago (+2/-1)

What's a Russian gunship doing here?

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 20:40:26 ago (+3/-1)

It covers the drawbridge at the end of the driveway

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 20:59:47 ago (+3/-1)

I WILL NOT COMPLY!

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 21:34:44 ago (+3/-1)

Synagogues and Mosques. Need I say more?

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 03:47:29 ago (+2/-0)

That's a new level of nigger fatigue.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 20:57:52 ago (+2/-1)

When you really mean "fuck you."

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 22:08:54 ago (+2/-1)

I'm glad he has no immediately plans.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 01:58:41 ago (+1/-0)

Typical. The dude is heavily armed as it is!

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 05:21:55 ago (+1/-0)

m61 vulcan mounted on a tank.

shooting

in private possession.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3Dp6Fass2Y

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 22:04:41 ago (+2/-2)

Wont have a single round to run EVER.
20 is still Mil-Spec unless you are Ukraine

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 22:14:09 ago (+1/-0)

Or Afghanistan

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 22:27:19 ago (+2/-1)

Get some from the cartels

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 06:17:05 ago (+0/-0)

...250 pounds?

[ - ] Cpt_Dirt 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 25, 2023 08:58:54 ago (+0/-0)

Good luck feeding that thing.