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What did the black woman name her 5 sons?

submitted by Bonanza to Jokes 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 13:29:54 ago (+38/-0)     (Jokes)


Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.

How did she tell them apart?

She just called them by thier last names!


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[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 13:42:57 ago (+5/-0)

I have never been able to figure out why they stick with the last name of a guy who a) may not be the father and b) probably doesn't want the kids if he is.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 14:45:19 ago (+4/-0)

Legal reasons

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 15:48:04 ago (+3/-0)

Tah git dems food stamps n sheeeiit! You gotta name duh faddah so for to git paid niggah!

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 21:15:19 ago (+2/-0)

Wahrrrd!

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 09:32:29 ago (+1/-0)

Is that true? Or are you joking around?

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 09:53:53 ago (+1/-0)*

It depends. But if you get on enough services they will pressure a woman to get child support and then the paternity and last name comes into play.

Fun anecdote

Nephew was giving money to ex under the table and then she got one of those work orders so then she filed for the child support and that fulfilled it.

So now that she has her "job" (nephews child support) she can just sit at home and not take care of her kids while getting high all day.

Oh I have another fun story about her thats kinda fucked

So when the little girl lived here she didnt like black kids. A black kid would try to play with her at the park she would say "You're black","I dont play with black kids"

Fast forward now her moms a strong single mom and sends her to public school and the little girl sent her grandma a coloring page picture of cinderella and the prince and I was shocked the prince was colored black.

Then later I found out the mom dated a black guy. Which again shocking because when The imagination library sent this book https://files.catbox.moe/r8wynb.png

She threw it out because she wasn't going to read her kid a book about nigger hair. How quickly a welfare life changes a person.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 10:02:20 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah I got family that are deadbeats, too. (I typed deadbetas first, and it worked).

Sexual reproduction is a weird thing.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 25, 2023 07:40:03 ago (+2/-0)

Disgusting book btw. I was coming back to this thread to check another comment. I like you.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 10:46:46 ago (+1/-0)

Absolutely. They want to know who the father is so they can go after him for the money. They never get anything because niggers don’t work, but if they ever do, they’ll get wage attachments.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 12:44:14 ago (+2/-0)

You have to have a father to get food stamps, though?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 25, 2023 01:32:44 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe not, but I think that’s the reasoning. Niggers aren’t that smart you know.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2023 22:38:15 ago (+0/-0)

If the woman gets assistance the man is on the hook for that and child support. I only owe $7k. I won't owe the jailable $20k by the time they're 18.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2023 22:40:11 ago (+0/-0)

I'm glad you've got it figured out.

[ - ] kammmmak 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 15:30:20 ago (+2/-0)

😂

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 21:14:55 ago (+2/-0)

Make sho deyt County check be ryyyte eeeen sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit hoooowytee awlweyz treynah rippawf shayneesaqweetah!

[ - ] Bonanza [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 20:17:49 ago (+1/-0)

Dis ^^^

[ - ] Ex_hack 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 13:37:13 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 21:16:19 ago (+3/-0)

Nigga yoo knoe 40oz be ol skool eeen sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit take yo ass to tha lickasto witdat!

[ - ] Ex_hack 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 21:22:17 ago (+1/-0)

SHIEEEEEEE-IT

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 17:44:28 ago (+1/-1)

AYO I FEEL I THO

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 13:38:53 ago (+4/-0)

Noice

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 21:13:40 ago (+2/-0)

Dayyumm!! 👍