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What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?

submitted by Bonanza to Jokes 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 14:11:27 ago (+46/-0)     (Jokes)


Jack Daniels is still killing Indians!


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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 15:22:33 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah and JD has gone queer too...just so you know

[ - ] Bonanza [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 15:43:33 ago (+1/-0)

Thought I'd heard they had dipped their bottle end into all the rampant faggotry going around. So many brands are doing it, I can't keep up.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 17:09:49 ago (+3/-0)

So many brands are doing it, I can't keep up.

That's the point. Heaven forbid you make your own.

[ - ] Bonanza [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 17:53:13 ago (+1/-0)

I've definitely changed many, many of my purchasing habits over this ... trend, and I do grow and can a lot of our food. But I admit it is daunting keeping up with it all.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 21:33:41 ago (+1/-0)

its easy, don't buy corporate products

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 18:13:41 ago (+1/-0)

Safest to assume it's all of them and brew your own beer from homegrown materials.

[ - ] Bonanza [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 19:08:42 ago (+0/-0)

That's one on my list.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 15:30:31 ago (+2/-0)

Oh...and one more thing, EXXONMOBIL is doing a better job at killing teepee rats, most fatalities on canadian injun reserves are the result of inhaling gas....the most favorable party method for gas sniffing is a pot of boiling petro in the indian kitchen and a dozen or 20 flea infested teepee rats sitting around doing deep breathing exercises...until the explosion.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 00:01:44 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Bonanza [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 15:41:11 ago (+0/-0)

Hadn't heard that, but I don't doubt it. If crap like Jenkem is popular in some places, anything's possible.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 16:58:55 ago (+1/-0)

Don't bundirra!


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[ - ] Bonanza [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 17:51:06 ago (+1/-0)

You'd think Gas/Bundirra would be too expensive for those Aborigines to snort. Heck, fentanyl would probably be cheaper...

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 14:32:21 ago (+1/-0)

Very good! Thanks,for the laugh.

[ - ] Bonanza [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 15:44:14 ago (+1/-0)

You're welcome!

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 17:53:23 ago (+1/-0)

Mean but funny

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 20:42:52 ago (+1/-0)

Brutal, but not wrong.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 22:08:08 ago (+1/-0)

Jack tastes like nigger ass. Big Guy told me so.

[ - ] Anus_Expander -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 16:12:32 ago (+1/-2)

John Wayne never killed any indians.

Also, his real name was Marion Morrison.