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My girlfriend, who’s recently gotten into astronomy, asked me how stars die...

submitted by Bonanza to Jokes 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 11:26:29 ago (+26/-1)     (Jokes)

“Usually from an overdose,” I told her.


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[ - ] goatfugee12 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 13:35:55 ago (+5/-0)

they expand to ten thousand times their original size then just disappear.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 14:43:17 ago (+1/-0)

They get married?

[ - ] Bonanza [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 16:46:58 ago (+1/-0)

And divorced.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 15:11:09 ago (+1/-0)

Can’t spell ‘black hole’ without Oprah

Fun Fact: Oprah’s vagina is a vortex to another dimension…, many children go in…, none ever come out

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 15:44:38 ago (+3/-0)

nothing ever dies, things just get recycled

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 21:06:49 ago (+1/-0)

Everything is "star stuff". You're star stuff and I'm star stuff. We are all star stuff.

And that little white speck at the top of a chicken turd?

That's star stuff too.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 17:32:56 ago (+1/-0)

An overdose of Novacaine?

[ - ] Bonanza [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 18:01:38 ago (+0/-0)

More like narcotics, it seems...

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 22:18:57 ago (+1/-0)

loooooooooool