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European joke

submitted by boekanier to Jokes 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 05:06:44 ago (+21/-2)     (Jokes)

- do you know the difference between heaven and hell?
- In heaven the Italians are the lovers, the French prepare the food, the Swiss run the hotels, the Germans are mechanics and the English are policemen.

In hell, the Swiss are the lovers, the English prepare the food, the French run the hotels, the Italians are mechanics and the Germans are policemen!


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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 11:04:46 ago (+0/-0)

Heaven sounds gay, I don't want to eat snails, frogs, and other swampy shit.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 14:59:46 ago (+0/-0)

Don’t knock escargot till you try it.

Frogs - no, thanks!

[ - ] puppy528 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 09:03:31 ago (+0/-0)

I'd prefer to just not have any of them at all.

[ - ] Ragnar 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 08:43:46 ago (+5/-1)

Heaven was gonna be hell if the English were the policemen. They will arrest you for misgendering the chef and having a butter knife. Good luck eating without a fork.

Also, English food is not bad. Such a retarded thing that people repeat and gets under my skin. Everything you like is British. Steak, stew, roast, cake, custard. Everything.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 11:06:48 ago (+1/-0)

The joke worked better 10+ years ago.

[ - ] boekanier [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 22, 2023 00:49:12 ago (+0/-0)

right, make 20+ years ago of it

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 18:31:26 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Pasty 11 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 08:26:43 ago (+11/-0)

The idea that English food is bad is just a forced meme. If anything German food is wurst.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 12:32:19 ago (+1/-0)

Dude maybe some English food is good but I had BBQ in London and it was a tragedy in Texas they would have been put in jail for calling what they served BBQ. Then I went to a Mexican food place in London a local told me it was good. My God it was terrible.

I had English breakfast weird but ok

Sadly the Indian food in London is absolutely the best I've ever had.

Over all the price and quality was bad compared to other countries tries I've been to.

Just my experience over about 5 or 6 trips to england

[ - ] Pasty 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 14:43:47 ago (+1/-0)

London isn't even British you rootless cosmopolitan.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 14:58:29 ago (+1/-0)

They are not known for their bbq. It’s like judging a cow on her catwalk.
Try traditional British food and you’ll be a lifelong fan.

Sadly the Indian food in London is absolutely the best I've ever had.
That’s because Whites make everything better than the retarded species who made it originally.
If you look at Michelin star winners, they are all Whites REGARDLESS of the cuisine. As in the best most awarded traditional restaurant in China would be run by a White male chef!

Recently, they have been giving the stars to non Europeans and females too for the diversity racket.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 08:47:07 ago (+1/-0)

Haha I see what you did there, and I agree with half the sentiment. German food is not bad either. You should try pork hock, German goulash and their apple pie.
I think African, Indian, Mexican, and all other hot places’ food truly sucks. And maybe Swedish a little

[ - ] Treefart 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 09:50:02 ago (+2/-0)

I dunno, Mexican food has a lot of roots in Spain and some stuff works

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 10:20:17 ago (+2/-0)

Just like their language and culture, it's all based on Whites. Without Whites, central American niggers would still be stacking rocks so they could sacrifice people to their jungle gods.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 14:52:11 ago (+0/-0)

Okay yeah, paella is nice

[ - ] Pasty 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 17:58:17 ago (+0/-0)

Paella is just frying rice before it's cooked and then adding anything to it to make a hotpot.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 18:30:33 ago (+0/-0)

Not even close, breh

[ - ] boekanier [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 09:40:00 ago (+1/-0)

food in Norway is super (fat)! mjam, mjam

[ - ] olinneserpona 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 10:28:03 ago (+0/-0)

Hell yeah.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 14:53:39 ago (+0/-0)

I like Norwegian food for the most part, but they go a bit crazy with stuffing fish into everything. Dried fish is rank. Not gonna change my mind.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 11, 2023 22:44:29 ago (+0/-0)

Pig knuckles