I painted my laptop black in order to make it run faster. - Upgoat

I painted my laptop black in order to make it run faster.
submitted by Steelerfish to Jokes 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 18:54:15 ago (+21/-0) (Jokes)

Now it doesn’t work.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 14:45:01 ago (+0/-0)

The screen saver is stuck on fried chicken and watermelon.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 08:55:50 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, but now it stopped working.

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 07:02:58 ago (+2/-0)

...and it raped your phone.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 04:20:06 ago (+1/-0)

The... I got nothing. Everyone hates me now

[ - ] shitface9000 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 07:18:19 ago (+2/-0)

just replying puts you on a list ... nice

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 08:47:12 ago (+0/-0)

Lol. Not sure what you mean by that

[ - ] dcosta77 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 03:30:31 ago (+1/-0)

And it just got shot.

[ - ] Markrod420 7 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 00:17:22 ago (+7/-0)

Now its demanding RAMperations

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 13:16:45 ago (+0/-0)

Hmm now I get it, first I thought it was a gun joke.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 23:27:00 ago (+4/-0)

It's the first laptop that steals itself.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 6 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 19:03:21 ago (+6/-0)

I bet it doesn’t wake up until after noon.

[ - ] WyattDonnelly 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 18:56:43 ago (+3/-0)

Did you want it to run faster because it was only jogging?

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 07:17:51 ago (+1/-0)

he just needs the turbo pack or whatever