How do you get a fat chick into bed with you? - Upgoat

How do you get a fat chick into bed with you?
submitted by Steelerfish to Jokes 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 18:20:33 ago (+37/-1) (Jokes)

Piece of cake

[ - ] Peleg 8 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 18:41:05 ago (+8/-0)

I was going to show this to my wife but when I went to show it to her she was eating a piece of cake! Oops.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 18:38:44 ago (+4/-0)

Never buying cake again!

[ - ] binrobinrro 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 14:53:45 ago (+1/-0)

You don't!

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 09:04:26 ago (+1/-0)

😂😂😂😂

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 08:56:32 ago (+1/-0)

With a forklift.

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 19:54:49 ago (+2/-1)

Once you get her into bed, do you know how to fuck a fat chick?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 19:56:40 ago (+3/-0)

How?

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 20:18:19 ago (+5/-0)

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot

[ - ] bosunmoon 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 21:45:56 ago (+5/-0)

I flip through the folds until I smell shit then I flip back one.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 20, 2023 21:05:22 ago (+1/-1)

Flour is for idiots

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 02:36:03 ago (+2/-0)

We know, we know, everything is bigger in Texas, including your obese women.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 21, 2023 06:10:32 ago (+1/-1)

The US is fat,men and women are wheezing bags of drive thru shit.