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He says to the bartender "Hey, if I show you something amazing can I drink for free?" The bartender agrees, and the man proceeds to pull out a tiny, one foot tall man with a miniature piano, places him on the bar, and he begins playing. "Wow! Okay your drinks are on the house, but where did you get him from?" says the bartender. "Oh there's a genie just in the alley behind here, granting a free wish to anyone." replies the man.

The bartender quickly rushes out to the alley, and sure enough there's a genie who asks what he would like. "I wish I had a million bucks!" All of a sudden thousands of books begin to appear, flooding the alley, causing the bartender to rush back into the bar for cover. He screams to the man "Jiminey Christmas, I wished for a million bucks and he's given me a million books instead, must be a bit deaf that genie." The man laughs "Well of course he is, you didn't think I wished for a 12 inch pianist did you??"