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An American said to his Russian colleague...

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.8 yearsAug 14, 2023 21:37:20 ago (+8/-1)     (Jokes)

"When Biden passes by, we all swear, spit, and throw rotten fruit on him."

The Russian replied, "When Putin passes by, we all piss on him!"

The American said, "I exaggerated a little – we swear whispering, spit aside, and while throwing, we don't hit."

The Russian responded, "And I exaggerated too – when we piss, we don't open our pants."


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[ - ] LiberalsAreMental 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 15, 2023 03:26:26 ago (+2/-0)

Am American said to his Russian colleague...

"Your government spews so much propaganda."

The Russian replied, "Yes, but it's not as bad as the propaganda your government spews."

The American said, "What propaganda?"

[ - ] JustALover 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 15, 2023 03:35:12 ago (+1/-0)

You joke, but I've heard victims of communism note a massive difference between soviet and western propaganda: the soviet propaganda was really blatant, in your face lies.

Like telling people queueing for food that there is no food rationing or shortage.

Propaganda in the west, they say, is really, really refined. One is easily fooled by the slick (((media))) outlets parrotting what the (((government))) wants the people to believe.

Slick. Edward (((Bernays))) (related to Freud the jew) really did the western world a massive disfavor by existing and foisting his propaganda techniques on the world.

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 14, 2023 23:22:40 ago (+1/-0)

Honestly, I'll be pissing my pants too when Putin passes. I had friends in the service who're alive today because he let the Russian Navy station an aircraft carrier off Syria.