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[ - ] HeyJames 10 points 8 monthsAug 11, 2023 16:57:08 ago (+10/-0)

Just in time for him to have hidden all his money with the assistance of jews at (((stanford)))

[ - ] o0shad0o 5 points 8 monthsAug 11, 2023 17:14:31 ago (+5/-0)

You know he just created, pumped and dumped a new crypto over last weekend, stealing tens of millions of dollars, from his mom's basement? Screw the $25 million cash, he's probably already out of both his ankle monitor and the country.

[ - ] allAheadFull 0 points 8 monthsAug 11, 2023 18:11:29 ago (+0/-0)

The funding for the new crypto coin (BALD) came from wallets owned by Alameda and FTX. Why weren't those accounts seized right after the FTX crash? He was also one of the big pushers for decentralized exchanges that made his scam easier.

If he was giving money to Republicans instead of Democrats they'd have him in solitary confinement even if it's just for show.

[ - ] Scyber [op] 0 points 8 monthsAug 11, 2023 21:06:16 ago (+0/-0)

If he created the BALD COIN then everyone should know that it's been ripping upwards the past 2 days or so!

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 8 monthsAug 12, 2023 01:39:02 ago (+0/-0)

It's hard to really feel bad for people who put their money into that. I wish they wouldn't give him money, but what am I gonna do?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 8 monthsAug 12, 2023 08:54:26 ago (+0/-0)

He's already out, on a yacht in the Bahamas. In his cell, a body double made of soap and toilet paper.

[ - ] drhitler 0 points 8 monthsAug 12, 2023 03:37:57 ago (+0/-0)

lol look at the court sketches, they made him all buff with heaps wide shoulders instead of fat

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 8 monthsAug 12, 2023 00:12:57 ago (+0/-0)

Doesn't that mean they keep all 250 million? Jesus christ. That has to be the biggest bail ever paid.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 8 monthsAug 12, 2023 01:40:32 ago (+0/-0)

I don't think so. Bail guarantees your appearance in court. As long as you're making those, I don't think you forfeit it. In fact, if you're in jail, you're not out on bond, so they probably give it back. There is no reason for a bond when you are in custody.

If he used a bondsman then he's out that money already anyways. And the bondsman held up his end, so I don't think there's a problem.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 8 monthsAug 12, 2023 04:38:23 ago (+0/-0)

Well his bail was revoked. I'm pretty sure that means it's the same as if he didn't show up for court and they keep it.

[ - ] reptillian 0 points 8 monthsAug 11, 2023 21:47:44 ago (+0/-0)

Body double

[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 8 monthsAug 11, 2023 21:28:22 ago (+0/-0)

That bank man Sam is fried.