submitted by Cunt to Jokes8 monthsAug 10, 2023 09:03:55 ago (+34/-0) (Jokes)
I am currently working with a bunch of young zoomers.
Today one boy told a girl she was the biggest racist and she smiled bashfully and said "yeah".
Earlier in the week I was working with a another girl who was spouting anti-semetic jokes one after the other. I don't remember any because they were all lame honestly and not very funny but I laughed heartily at each one to encourage her. She said "I've got more and they just get worse and worse" (as in more antisemitic) and I corrected "no, better & better".
I couldn't think of ANY on the spot so I could give back was "something something throw pennies on the ground" which she laughed at.
So goats, please give me your best to share for next time I see her!
SilentByAssociation 19 points 8 months ago
A jew with an erection runs into a wall. He breaks his nose.
Why do jews get circumcised? Because jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.
What is a jew's biggest dilemma? Free pork.