submitted by Cunt to Jokes8 monthsAug 10, 2023 09:03:55 ago (+34/-0) (Jokes)
I am currently working with a bunch of young zoomers.
Today one boy told a girl she was the biggest racist and she smiled bashfully and said "yeah".
Earlier in the week I was working with a another girl who was spouting anti-semetic jokes one after the other. I don't remember any because they were all lame honestly and not very funny but I laughed heartily at each one to encourage her. She said "I've got more and they just get worse and worse" (as in more antisemitic) and I corrected "no, better & better".
I couldn't think of ANY on the spot so I could give back was "something something throw pennies on the ground" which she laughed at.
So goats, please give me your best to share for next time I see her!
GrayDragon 24 points 8 months ago
How was the Grand Canyon formed? A jew dropped a penny down a gopher hole.
How was copper wire invented? Two jews found a penny at the same time.
How many jews can you fit into an ashtray? All of them.
And for one of my favorites:
What is the worst thing about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.