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Before cell phones

submitted by Valerie to OldSchoolCool 8 monthsAug 9, 2023 20:52:07 ago (+70/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] HeyJames 11 points 8 monthsAug 9, 2023 21:12:41 ago (+11/-0)

The days before wide spread caller ID were the best

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 8 monthsAug 9, 2023 23:49:17 ago (+3/-1)

HEY JERKY

[ - ] HeyJames 6 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2023 00:35:08 ago (+6/-0)

Prank calling video rental stores was pretty fun

[ - ] NoRefunds 7 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2023 08:54:46 ago (+7/-0)

I used to dial 1 800 numbers that would anagram to other stuff, so EVERY single time we went out to a restaurant or whatever, I would dial 1 800 429 2888 and it was a carpet cleaning company, and I would tell them, hey you know your number is 1 800 gay butt? I did this for years... And my cousins all did too. Also I thought jerky boys was hilarious. Once sound boards came out I would prank call my friends. Then I figured out how to get my 56k modem to answer the phone, and I would have it answer telemarketers in the morning because my mom signed up for every fucking "win this car" crap at every mall, so our house phone was constantly ringing all day. So I would sit on ebaums world with my sister and the sound board fucking with the telemarketing scum. They never recognized Arnold's voice.

[ - ] SecretHitler 4 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2023 10:40:55 ago (+4/-0)

OOH IS YOUR DAHDDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2023 16:24:50 ago (+0/-0)

YOU'RE A FUCKING CHOIR BOY COMPARED TO ME!! A CHOIR BOY!!!

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 8 monthsAug 13, 2023 12:42:33 ago (+0/-0)

I didn't get a cell phone until the 80s. Before that we had to rely on alphanumeric pagers and answering services.

[ - ] TheNoticing 6 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2023 08:34:56 ago (+6/-0)

Or you went to their house and rang the bell.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 6 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2023 10:41:27 ago (+6/-0)

Was just telling my dad this. There was once a time where you just went over to people's houses and rang the bell. If they were a friend, they just let you in regardless of what they were doing, unless they were insanely busy.

Now even if it's "your best friend" if you don't call them first, set up an appointment and maybe it doesn't fall through, then YOU'RE A MASS MURDERER WHO'S just showing up at their house.

[ - ] Clubberlang 8 points 8 monthsAug 9, 2023 21:41:23 ago (+8/-0)

Where are you guys going today?

Oh! The mall.

The mall huh.

Joe said you were going fishing.

Yea fishing 👀 after were gulp going to the mall.

Here's Joe.

[ - ] Portmanure 7 points 8 monthsAug 9, 2023 23:42:14 ago (+7/-0)

Don’t forget making collect calls from Joe Arrivedontime. That they then refused to accept, lol.

[ - ] con77 4 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2023 10:17:20 ago (+4/-0)

Waaay back there were party lines.

You shared a landline with a stranger


If you picked up the phone and the line was busy you hung up.

[ - ] fnbs 5 points 8 monthsAug 9, 2023 22:02:29 ago (+5/-0)

We had code words for talking to our friends parents for partying in highschool, we used 'playing tennis' for getting together to party, 'wimbeldon style' for hard liquor, and who would 'bring the rackets' for whos buying the alcohol... worked real well when needed

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2023 08:31:52 ago (+2/-0)

I hope at least some of you actually had some rackets and tennis balls stashed around.

Never happened to you "Hey son I would like to join you, you must be really good after you played every weekend for a whole year, I mean you are always go out friday night and come back in the morning totally beat...." ?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2023 05:50:00 ago (+3/-0)

I remember the day I got my first Caller ID box plugged into my landline, it was magic. FINALLY I knew when my mom was calling, and could duck it.

[ - ] Stonkmar 1 point 8 monthsAug 10, 2023 10:19:47 ago (+1/-0)

The school had an automated call that went out when you missed school. I had to catch the call on days I'd skip school.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 8 monthsAug 9, 2023 21:56:41 ago (+1/-0)

Ok.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 8 monthsAug 9, 2023 22:53:04 ago (+3/-3)

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[ - ] prototype 4 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2023 00:51:49 ago (+4/-0)

Fluxing between name brands and generic mynthaliphid or something.

nice fictionwriting.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 8 monthsAug 10, 2023 01:03:25 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2023 02:01:58 ago (+3/-0)

You’re telling me about poverty in the same context of you having a pool. You have no idea what poverty is until you’ve visited a third world country. I am guessing I grew up as poor or poorer than you, you wannabe Dickensensian street urchin.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2023 02:26:35 ago (+3/-1)

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[ - ] mikenigger 3 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2023 06:53:55 ago (+3/-0)

I have been to India

DESIGNATED
SHITTING
STREETS

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 8 monthsAug 10, 2023 08:33:42 ago (+1/-0)

Do you mean sub continent?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2023 11:07:26 ago (+1/-1)

AYO WE DIDNT EVEN HAVE SHOES THEY WOULD MAKE US WALK TO SCHOOL WITH OLD SHOE BOXES TAPED AROUND OUR FEETS

[ - ] deleted -1 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2023 11:34:40 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2023 11:59:20 ago (+2/-0)

Well, if your family spent hundreds of hours building a pool instead of accepting wages somewhere in order to buy you shoes, then you were raised by some real dumb niggers.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2023 12:11:12 ago (+2/-2)

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[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 8 monthsAug 10, 2023 12:43:36 ago (+1/-0)*

I’m weird? You’re the one here telling bullshit stories about walking around shoeless with a nigger-rigged swimming pool.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 8 monthsAug 10, 2023 12:48:14 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2023 10:48:51 ago (+2/-0)

Oh, you're a feather Indian? Are you pro-White?

Are you that same guy who was posting pics with his dad?

[ - ] deleted -1 points 8 monthsAug 10, 2023 08:40:49 ago (+1/-2)

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[ - ] GayPatriot1969 -8 points 8 monthsAug 9, 2023 21:50:49 ago (+0/-8)

Thank G-d! Now we don’t need right wing parents asking questions about adults wanting to hangout with their kids.