Not hard to find a breeder/farm around you that would sell you a duck. Same place that would sell you duck eggs.
You can also hatch your own if you want many ducks that are imprinted on you and will follow you around everywhere; a duck raised around other ducks will avoid you. Buy an 80 dollar incubator and the fertilized duck eggs online for cheap.
Make your jokes, bro. I'm on a different level with the critters in my back yard. The birds kinda keep to themselves. The squirrels are a different story though, they all have names. I made friends with some of the lizards too. I got a little buddy named Petra that's a half breed between green and brown anole. She's hopped up on my foot a couple times just to hang out. There's a possum I call Margaret that lives under my shed, and she's cool as fuck too. Super soft fur, wouldn't expect that from those ugly fuckers.
I usually do a lot of things between those two activities… but more power to your possums I guess.
Skunks dude. Why?
Also, platypi… koalas? Sloths? Cool and everything but koalas are sex addicts and smooth brained retards. Idk anything about slots or platypi. Same with skunks. Just wannabe stinky cats.
Fucking porcupines dude? Wtf?
Gnats. Fleas feed possums. No need for possums if no fleas or ticks.
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You can also hatch your own if you want many ducks that are imprinted on you and will follow you around everywhere; a duck raised around other ducks will avoid you. Buy an 80 dollar incubator and the fertilized duck eggs online for cheap.
Oh, and
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Skunks dude. Why?
Also, platypi… koalas? Sloths? Cool and everything but koalas are sex addicts and smooth brained retards. Idk anything about slots or platypi. Same with skunks. Just wannabe stinky cats.
Fucking porcupines dude? Wtf?
Gnats. Fleas feed possums. No need for possums if no fleas or ticks.
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filthy gaslighting kikes like you larping disgust me.
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