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It needs a laser on its head to kill the jews

…so, anyway….I like sharks, have had a few…, had a banana spit last week……, did that make me a nigger?

So.., I’m riding up the elevator with a bud and for no reason at all, I did the Roman Salute and asked, ‘what does this mean”?

He replied, “that’s a Nazi Salute”.

Had to educate him right there in the elevator. “It’s the Roman Salute form a few thousand years age adopted by the German Nazi Party”.

Him, “thanks dude”

Me “ ROMAN SALUTE”

Guess how many banana trees there are in Canada……, I’ll wait

Too slow, zero is the number…, and yet I have banana knowledge passed down to me by a nigger with redder eyes than a demon.

I was maybe eight or nine, the pool guy in Jamaica was named Isaac,. I was prodding at the bananas growing right beside the pool deck.

Isaac said “ if you pull off the bundle, the tree will die”.

I didn’t want to kill the tree, also did not trust the advice of a red-eyed pool coon……, went swimming.., fuck the bananas and the chlorine coon.